The Santa Clause 2 (2002)

Kevin Pollak: Cupid

Quotes 

• Scott Calvin/Santa Claus : Hey Cupid, why don't you shoot me with one of your darts and then I'll fall in love?

  Cupid : First of all, they're not darts, they're arrows. Second of all, no can do.

  Scott Calvin/Santa Claus : Why not?

  Cupid : Because they have no effect on us. Believe me, if they did, I would've shot myself in the butt, met a nice girl, left the business years ago.