- Goggles, Turtle #1: [reading a copy of this movie's script] Wait a minute... EVERY scene's a nude scene!
- [Kermit catches a fly]
- Horace D'Fly: [muffled] Hey, let me out, you don't know where I've been!
- Kermit: [distorted] Okay
- [Kermit releases the fly]
- Horace D'Fly: You used to be faster, Kermit.
- Kermit: Well, you used to be thinner, Horace!
- Horace D'Fly: Yeah, I really should stay off those Pu Pu platters!