A group of five college graduates rent a cabin in the woods and begin to fall victim to a horrifying flesh-eating virus, which attracts the unwanted attention of the homicidal locals.
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Strangers looking for a woman's father arrive at a tropical island where a doctor desperately searches for the cause and cure of a recent epidemic of the undead.
Director:
Lucio Fulci
Stars:
Tisa Farrow,
Ian McCulloch,
Richard Johnson
A group of people are trapped in a large movie theater in West Berlin that is infected by ravenous demons who proceed to kill and posses the humans one-by-one, thereby multiplying their numbers.
Director:
Lamberto Bava
Stars:
Urbano Barberini,
Natasha Hovey,
Karl Zinny
Martin was a normal teenage boy before the country collapsed in an empty pit of economic and political disaster. A vampire epidemic has swept across what is left of the nation's abandoned ... See full summary »
For their ghost hunting reality show, a production crew locks themselves inside an abandoned mental hospital that's supposedly haunted - and it might prove to be all too true.
Director:
The Vicious Brothers
Stars:
Ben Wilkinson,
Sean Rogerson,
Ashleigh Gryzko
A young, abused and timid 17-year-old girl discovers she has telekinesis, and gets pushed to the limit on the night of her school's prom by a humiliating prank.
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An offbeat horror tale about a group of five college friends on vacation at a remote mountain cabin when one contracts a flesh-eating virus. As it spreads among the friends, their true feelings and personalities emerge as they struggle to survive the virus and each other. Written by
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Crew member Robert Jones took home the decapitated body prop once the film wrapped, and was pulled over while driving home by police officers who saw the corpse and thought he was a serial killer. The police held Jones at gunpoint until he was able to convince them the lifelike body was only a prop. See more »
Goofs
The Ford F-100 truck the rednecks have changes from a 1973 with round headlights to a 1978 with square ones. See more »
Quotes
[first lines]
The Hermit:
Hey, boy. Hey, boy. Hey, boy. Unn? C'mon, boy. Hey. Hey. Hey, fella.
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Yes, Cabin Fever is that kind of bad. Funny thing is that i knew it was going to be awful from the very opening scenes of the movie; a hillbilly comes straggling through the forest offers a dead rabbit to an obviously deader than dead corpse of a dog. The next scene is hardly an improvement; a 'deliverance'-like boy bites the hand of one of the idiotic main characters outside a hillbilly general store. One of the hillbilly's proceeds inform the group that "everybody knows that you shouldn't sit next to Billy" and then tells the bitten lad that there's a stream out behind the store where he can clean his wound. Of course savvy movie goers know that out in the country there's no such thing as running water, washrooms, non-inbred country folk, first aid kits, etc...
It's not scary, it's not funny, it's not even weird, it's just plain stupid. The main characters, a group of four semi-retarded teenagers, along with a completely deranged, lobotomized neanderthal, are fully and completely repulsive. In the span of approximately 5 minutes the neanderthal, who perpetually sports an FU baseball cap and is easily the most moronic of the group (not to mention in movie history), spies on his 'friends' making love, almost burns down the entire forest by pouring gasoline around the outside ring of a campfire, and shoots a deceased hillbilly with his b.b. gun.
Premise? Well there's something in the water that's turning people and animals into deceased ridden freaks. This may sound rather sophisticated for the average Vin Diesal fan, but don't be fooled; this is no 28 Days Later. Heck this makes Friday the 13th look like Citizen Kane.
A full twenty minutes into the film I started apologize profusely to my girlfriend; I choose the film, gravely misguided by a couple of positive reviews (including the NY Times!). At the point in the film when FU neanderthal started sharing his masturbation stories (detailing his dog's participation) I KNEW I HAD TO LEAVE! But, not believing that any movie could be so woefully repulsive and stupid at once, I stuck around a little longer.
Next scene, the aforementioned deceased hillbilly makes his triumphant return , much to the bewilderment of the G.O.I. (gang of imbeciles) who proceed to smash him to pieces (not to mention their only form of transportation) with baseball bats, machetes and butcher knives. If that wasn't excessive enough, one of the GOI decides to light the hillbilly on fire.
Then one of the GOI guys, molesting the blond girl in her sleep (no kidding), suddenly realizes that she's been infected and the GOI proceed to lock her up in a tool shed like an animal. They then disperse, ostensibly looking for help, but really just looking for Mrs. Goodboobies. This, of course, inflames Mr. Goodboobies who threatens to blow one of the GOI flock to kingdom come with a 12 gauge. The GOI member flees and I take it as a cue to leave this sinking ship before it hits the Marianas Trench of abysmal filmdom.
A funny endnote: I went up to the service desk to ask if I could be granted access to another feature. The guy working the desk couldn't believe that I left the film (he was really dumbfounded... perhaps he was just dumb) he kept saying it was the best horror film he had ever seen and how it was a homage to Evil Dead and TCM. I looked closely at him to see if there was any resemblance to the cast of GOI but didn't detect anything. I found this profoundly disturbing and wondered deeply at the state of humanity; is there any hope for us? Well I must say that my next choice was wise one and I saw a film(Bend it Like Beckham) that was so infinitely better it's hard to believe that they were made by the same species.
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Yes, Cabin Fever is that kind of bad. Funny thing is that i knew it was going to be awful from the very opening scenes of the movie; a hillbilly comes straggling through the forest offers a dead rabbit to an obviously deader than dead corpse of a dog. The next scene is hardly an improvement; a 'deliverance'-like boy bites the hand of one of the idiotic main characters outside a hillbilly general store. One of the hillbilly's proceeds inform the group that "everybody knows that you shouldn't sit next to Billy" and then tells the bitten lad that there's a stream out behind the store where he can clean his wound. Of course savvy movie goers know that out in the country there's no such thing as running water, washrooms, non-inbred country folk, first aid kits, etc...
It's not scary, it's not funny, it's not even weird, it's just plain stupid. The main characters, a group of four semi-retarded teenagers, along with a completely deranged, lobotomized neanderthal, are fully and completely repulsive. In the span of approximately 5 minutes the neanderthal, who perpetually sports an FU baseball cap and is easily the most moronic of the group (not to mention in movie history), spies on his 'friends' making love, almost burns down the entire forest by pouring gasoline around the outside ring of a campfire, and shoots a deceased hillbilly with his b.b. gun.
Premise? Well there's something in the water that's turning people and animals into deceased ridden freaks. This may sound rather sophisticated for the average Vin Diesal fan, but don't be fooled; this is no 28 Days Later. Heck this makes Friday the 13th look like Citizen Kane.
A full twenty minutes into the film I started apologize profusely to my girlfriend; I choose the film, gravely misguided by a couple of positive reviews (including the NY Times!). At the point in the film when FU neanderthal started sharing his masturbation stories (detailing his dog's participation) I KNEW I HAD TO LEAVE! But, not believing that any movie could be so woefully repulsive and stupid at once, I stuck around a little longer.
Next scene, the aforementioned deceased hillbilly makes his triumphant return , much to the bewilderment of the G.O.I. (gang of imbeciles) who proceed to smash him to pieces (not to mention their only form of transportation) with baseball bats, machetes and butcher knives. If that wasn't excessive enough, one of the GOI decides to light the hillbilly on fire.
Then one of the GOI guys, molesting the blond girl in her sleep (no kidding), suddenly realizes that she's been infected and the GOI proceed to lock her up in a tool shed like an animal. They then disperse, ostensibly looking for help, but really just looking for Mrs. Goodboobies. This, of course, inflames Mr. Goodboobies who threatens to blow one of the GOI flock to kingdom come with a 12 gauge. The GOI member flees and I take it as a cue to leave this sinking ship before it hits the Marianas Trench of abysmal filmdom.
A funny endnote: I went up to the service desk to ask if I could be granted access to another feature. The guy working the desk couldn't believe that I left the film (he was really dumbfounded... perhaps he was just dumb) he kept saying it was the best horror film he had ever seen and how it was a homage to Evil Dead and TCM. I looked closely at him to see if there was any resemblance to the cast of GOI but didn't detect anything. I found this profoundly disturbing and wondered deeply at the state of humanity; is there any hope for us? Well I must say that my next choice was wise one and I saw a film(Bend it Like Beckham) that was so infinitely better it's hard to believe that they were made by the same species.
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