- Dean Murdoch: If I have five words left and I'm about to fuckin' expire and all I have left to say is to curse fuckin' Tron, I'm probably not going to say, "Tron funkin' blow."
- Dean Murdoch: As it stands Plan B is to just keep on Given'r.
- Farrel Mitchener: Giving it to her?
- Dean Murdoch: No given'r
- Farrel Mitchener: Can you maybe explain given'r? What exactly does that mean?
- Dean Murdoch: Give'r. You just go out and you give'r. You keep on working hard.
- Farrel Mitchener: Is that a plan?
- Dean Murdoch: Yeah that's a plan right there.
- [at a funeral]
- Dean Murdoch: Hey, Mrs. Mitchener, you wanna hear a joke?
- Mrs. Mitchener: Most certainly
- Dean Murdoch: It's farrel really liked this one. What do you call a guy who's from Pakistani who's seen everything and done everything?
- Terry: Been everywhere.
- Dean Murdoch: Yeah. Seen everything, been everywhere, done everything. And he's from Pakistan.
- Mrs. Mitchener: I don't know.
- Dean Murdoch: Bindair Dondat.