A Winnie the Pooh Thanksgiving (1998 TV Movie)
Michael Gough: Gopher
Quotes
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Owl : [washing the dishes] Ah so clean it squeaks. It reminds me of the time that Aunt Ophelia joined the royal opera.
Gopher : [getting the supplies to make a pumpkin pie] By boat that's my motto,
Owl : Ah the poor dear alas quite laid an egg, and her debut proved a swan song.
Gopher : [throws a pile of pumpkins on the table] Hmmm gotta be some efficient way to process these pumpkins.
[pulls out a tape measure and starts taking measurements]
Owl : Why the critics dismissed her performance as a bomb. Ophelia herself had a blast.
[chuckles]
Owl : Oh blast very good very good.
Gopher : [using a L-Ruler hearing Owl gets an idea] By day that's it I'll blast!
[loud explosion we see pumpkin splattered everywhere as Gopher gets the pumpkin into a bowl]
Gopher : .
Owl : [still washing the dishes] Ahh so clean we could very nearly eat off of it.
Gopher : [tasting the pumpkin pie mix] Hmmm needs another half a jalapeño and a tad more turmeric.
[adds those ingredients to the mix which causes it to violently bubble]
Gopher : Yes siree that's what I like,
[stirs it with a spoon and the spoon disintegrates]
Gopher : a desert with attitude.
Owl : A magnificent bone China left me by my great grandfather.
Gopher : [takes the bowl of the pumpkin pie mix and rigs it up and he fires up a propane blow torch] Once I crank her up to 2,000 centigrade this baby will be done in no time.
[puts a welding belt over his face and sticks the torch under the bowl]