VeggieTales: The Ultimate Silly Song Countdown (2001 Video)

Phil Vischer: Mr. Lunt, Pa Grape, Scallion #1

Quotes 

• Pa Grape : Ahoy there mateys! Welcome aboard the ship of the Pirates who Don't Do Anything.

  Larry the Cucumber : Nothing.

  Mr. Lunt : Zilch.

  Larry the Cucumber : Nada.

• Pa Grape : Not so fast you lazies! Today we're doing a little something.

  Larry the Cucumber : Not again!

  Mr. Lunt : We did something yesterday!

  Pa Grape : All you did was order Chinese.

  Mr. Lunt : Hey! It's hard to say 'moo goo gai pan'. Whoops! I did it again. I'm beat.

• The Astonishing Contraption of Silliness : Number seven. The Dance of the Yodeling Cebu Lips.

  Pa Grape : Hold it! Stop the countdown! I don't understand. There must be some mistake! I think perhaps the Astonishing Contraption of Silliness may need some recalibrating. This oughta do it.

  [Pa Grape hits the Astonishing Contraption of Silliness with a wooden mallet] 

  The Astonishing Contraption of Silliness : Number seven. The Water Buffalo Song.

  Pa Grape : Oh, that's a nice one. The grandfather of silly songs. The one that started the whole thing. Let's pause for a moment of respect, shall we?

  [they wait two seconds] 

  Pa Grape : That's enough. Hit it!

  [Larry the Cucumber hits the Astonishing Contraption of Silliness with his head] 

• Mr. Lunt : Hey... I smell something fishy.

  Pa Grape : Uh, that's your friend.

  [Larry the Cucumber offers some Chinese food] 

  Larry the Cucumber : Kung pao squid?

  Mr. Lunt : Uh... no.

• [about the "Pirates who Don't Do Anything" song] 

  Pa Grape : It sure beats the Forgive-a-matic.

  Archibald Asparagus : I heard that!

• Mr. Lunt : I think you look like Captain Crunch!

  Pa Grape : Huh? No I don't!

  Mr. Lunt : Do too!

  Pa Grape : Do not!

  Mr. Lunt : You're making me hungry.

  Pa Grape : That's it! You're walking the plank!

  Mr. Lunt : Says who?

  Pa Grape : Says the captain, that's who!

  Mr. Lunt : Oh yeah? Aye-aye, Captain Crunch! Hehehehe!

  Pa Grape : Arrrrrrrgh!

  Mr. Lunt : Yikes!

• The Astonishing Contraption of Silliness : Number four. The Song of the Water Buffalo Who Don't Love Cebu With Yodeling Lips.

  Pa Grape : Wait a minute! Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen. It appears we're experiencing technical difficulties once again.

  Pa Grape : [to Larry and Mr. Lunt]  Buy me some time.

  Mr. Lunt : Huh?

  Larry the Cucumber : What are we supposed to do?

  Pa Grape : I don't know. Think of something!

  Pa Grape : [Pa goes to work on the machine]  Come up with another one of those Silly Songs you're so famous for!

  Larry the Cucumber : But... I didn't prepare anything.

  Pa Grape : Oh, for Pete's sake.

  Pa Grape : [Pa hands Larry a menu of Chinese takeout]  Here. Use this!