Kaante (2002)

Aslam Khan: Pathan

Quotes 

• Pathan : [Boasting]  I swear on Khuda, nobody in the whole of the United States can provide you as much stuff as I would.

  Anand Mathur 'Andy' : Marc, let's take buy all of this.

  Marc Issak : [In a sarcastic voice]  Why, you wanna fight a war or what Andy !

  Pathan : My beloved, if you wish you can even wage a war with this stuff. I swear on Khuda, more than half of Kashmir echoes the sounds of MY explosives.

  [Everyone on the terrace looks to him with anger] 

  Anand Mathur 'Andy' : [In a concealed angry tone]  You never got caught till date ?

  Pathan : How will I get caught, I am a very resourceful man. I have contacts till the highest levels.

  Marc Issak : So you have contacts till the highest levels.

  Pathan : [Not understanding people are furious with him]  Yes, why are you asking ?

  Marc Issak : You think you're pretty smartass ?

  Pathan : I don't THINK I am a smartass, I KNOW I am a smartass

  [laughing] 

  Marc Issak : [Interrupting in anger]  In that case asshole, didn't anybody tell you that never ever talk of destroying India in front of Indians ?

  Anand Mathur 'Andy' : [Grabbing Aslam Khan by his shoulders]  My beloved, no matter what an Indian might be, he hates 2 things badly. First, loss in a cricket match.

  Marc Issak : [Grabbing the other shoulder]  The second, anybody attacking India.

  [Throwing Aslam Khan off the roof] 

  Raj Yadav 'Baali' : [laughing hysterically]  Scum on the face of the planet, got buried in it when he fell on it.