Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law (2000–2007)
Gary Cole: Harvey Birdman, Judge Hiram Mightor, Avenger, Additional Voices, Birdman, Emu Handler, Governor, Group Councilor, Man in Clogs, Melvin Van Peebles, Potamus Follower, Superson
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Quotes
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Harvey Birdman : Debbie, we're going to need some law books. With pictures this time.
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Harvey Birdman : Hmm. It says here that if a person's not married by the time he's 35, he's got a better chance of being robbed at gunpoint by a desperate and somewhat bloated Christian Slater.
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Harvey Birdman : Your Honor, I'd like to...
Mentok : [interrupting] Yes, you can introduce it.
[Harvey looks at Mentok for a long second]
Mentok : Hello? Mind-taker!
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[repeated line]
Judge Hiram Mightor : Deedle deedle dee.
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Harvey Birdman : [upon learning that he's George Jetson's great-great-great-great-great-grandfather] Then that means... that I'm your... This means I finally get to have sex!
[shouts]
Harvey Birdman : With a woman!
George Jetson : No, there are other ways.
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Harvey Birdman : Avenger! My personal digital assistant!
[Avenger gives him his palm-pilot]
Harvey Birdman : How do you make a "T" again? Do you press that and leave it down, or...?
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[Repeated line]
Harvey Birdman : I'll take the case.
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Harvey Birdman : I'm going to need proof!
Peanut : Proof of what?
Harvey Birdman : Um... Evolution?
[they come across an unnamed governor suspiciously-reminiscent of George Wallace at the schoolhouse gates]
Peanut : I'd look elsewhere for that...
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[Harvey has just realized he's being sued by all of the villains he's injured over the years; Potamus is staring straight ahead]
Harvey Birdman : Class-action suit? And the first thing you asked was whether or not they got that thing you sent them?
Peter Potamus : [short pause] Check out the ha-has on Ms. Stenopad.