Friday After Next (2002)

Bebe Drake: Mrs. Pearly

Quotes 

• Damon : Momma where you goin?

  Mrs. Pearly : Im goin to make my daily rounds

  Damon : Can you make me a sandwhich when you get back?

  Mrs. Pearly : Make your own damn sandwich!

• Mrs. Pearly : So how much do you really love your boy?

  Mr. Jones : Not enough to pay his fucking rent. I have enough trouble paying my own damn rent.

• Craig Jones : You ain't evictin' nobody, 'less you got a motherfuckin' army wit you.

  Mrs. Pearly : I don't need no army, Mr. Smart-ass. My son Damon home right now.

  Craig Jones , Day-Day : DAMON?

  Craig Jones : [in narrative]  I had a nightmare 'bout that fool last night.

  Damon : [flashes to dream; Damon walks into Craig and Day-Day's prison cell]  Day-Day. Craig. Which one of you bitches is gonna wash my drawers tonight?

  Craig Jones , Day-Day : [pointing to each other]  That would be him.

  [Damon tosses his laundry on both of them] 

  Day-Day : I wash on Sundays... anyway.

  Craig Jones : Starch or press?

  Damon : Starch, nigga!

• Mrs. Pearly : Oh yeah, Craig, tell yo fine daddy I said Hiiiiiiii.

  [leaves apartment] 

  Craig Jones : [shudders and slams the door after her]  Hate that bitch!

• Craig Jones : [after Mrs. Pearly seduced Willie and his wife walked in on them]  Whoop his ass, Mama! Whoop his ass, Mama.

  [to Mrs. Pearly] 

  Craig Jones : Pearly, you ain't right. Tryin' to give my daddy VD.

  Mrs. Pearly : I'm callin' the police on y'all, fool!

  Craig Jones : Get that lined up too first, bitch!