Friday After Next (2002)

Terry Crews: Damon

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Quotes 

• Damon : Craig and Day-Day.

  Day-Day : Ohh...

  Damon : Just the niggas I need to see.

  Craig Jones : Yo, yo... what's up O.G. Triple O.G... O.G. triple... triple O.G.?

  Day-Day : You got out last night?

  Damon : I haven't seen ya'll in about 12 years, nigga.

  Day-Day : I know, I was little...

  Damon : You're grown up now, though. Give a nigga a hug, dog.

  Day-Day : I'm about to go...

  [Craig grabs Day-Day and runs him into Damon] 

  Damon : [Damnon grabs Day-Day]  Yeah, man. It's cool, dog. It's cool. Come here. Yeah, right there.

  Damon : [Damon looks at Craig]  Group hug, nigga!

  Day-Day : Come on, Craig!

  [Craig walks to Damon] 

  Craig Jones : What's up, dog.

  Damon : What's up, nigga.

  Damon : It's good to be home. 'Cause in prison dog, hey... ain't nothing but the fellas, nigga.

  Day-Day : I heard.

• Money Mike : [Damon splashes water on Money Mike]  Did you pee on me?

  Damon : Wake yo' bitch-ass up, lucky charms. I like my fish wet and squirmy.

  Money Mike : I thought I was dreaming. You almost drowned me, nigga.

  Damon : Oh, you're dreaming. This is a wet dream.

• Damon : [while Money Mike has plyers on his testicles]  ya know maybe we can get to know each other

  Money Mike : Shut up! The hell you talkin bout! I am a boy! You are not in prison anymore Damon! Thats not how we do it!

  [Squeezes plyers] 

• Money Mike : [while holding Damon's balls with a vice grips]  Are you a music lover, Damon?

  Damon : Y... yes

  Money Mike : Well, have you ever heard of the nutcracker?

  [squeezes Damon's balls with the vice grips] 

• Damon : [looking at Money Mike with crazed lust]  Craig, introduce me to yo' friend.

• Damon : Y'all look good in y'all little tight-ass rent-a-cop outfits. Merry Christmas, niggettes.

• Damon : Who's that?

  Craig Jones : That's, uh... that's Donna.

  Damon : Who da nigga she with?

  Craig Jones : Oh, that's just Money Mike, little Lucky Charms, micro-mini pimp.

  Damon : Yeah, that nigga look magically delicious.

• Damon : Got my shank in case shit jump off in this motherfucker.

• Damon : Momma where you goin?

  Mrs. Pearly : Im goin to make my daily rounds

  Damon : Can you make me a sandwhich when you get back?

  Mrs. Pearly : Make your own damn sandwich!

• Craig Jones : You ain't evictin' nobody, 'less you got a motherfuckin' army wit you.

  Mrs. Pearly : I don't need no army, Mr. Smart-ass. My son Damon home right now.

  Craig Jones , Day-Day : DAMON?

  Craig Jones : [in narrative]  I had a nightmare 'bout that fool last night.

  Damon : [flashes to dream; Damon walks into Craig and Day-Day's prison cell]  Day-Day. Craig. Which one of you bitches is gonna wash my drawers tonight?

  Craig Jones , Day-Day : [pointing to each other]  That would be him.

  [Damon tosses his laundry on both of them] 

  Day-Day : I wash on Sundays... anyway.

  Craig Jones : Starch or press?

  Damon : Starch, nigga!

• Craig Jones : What you need to do is grab one of these fine females and get your boogie on.

  Damon : I don't wanna dance with none of these hos.