Mean Machine (2001)

Jason Flemyng: Bob Likely

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Quotes 

• Bob Likely : Good afternoon, I'm Bob Likely, and you've joined us live from the recreation field.

  Bob Carter : Yes, I'm Bob Carter, and thanks once again to our esteemed governor...

  [they cover their mikes] 

  Bob Likely , Bob Carter : [whispering]  Wanker.

  Bob Carter : For providing our splendid facilities here, as part of his progressive rehabilitation campaign.

  Bob Likely : And for our captive audience who are cooped up inside, here's a weather report. Bob?

  Bob Carter : Well, it's a beautiful day, Bob.

  Bob Likely : And what a day it is!

• Bob Carter : Just goes to show, Bob: lightning can strike twice.

  Bob Likely : Absofuckinglutely, Bob!

• [Danny drives a free kick straight into Ratchett's crotch] 

  Bob Likely : Ooh! Right in Ratchett's crown jewels.

  Bob Carter : It's going to take more than Magic Sponge to take the sting out of that, Bob!

  Ratchett : [bowing over slowly]  Fuck... me!

• Bob Likely : [commentating]  And Trojan evades Maston brilliantly.

  Bob Carter : If only he could have done that the night he got nicked.

  [they laugh] 

• [Danny drives a second free kick into Ratchett's crotch] 

  Bob Likely : Ooh! Right in his Carentan onions.

  Bob Carter : No nooky for Mr. Ratchett.

  Bob Likely : No nooky for Mrs. Ratchett neither.