The Guru (2002)

Christine Baranski: Chantal

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Quotes 

• Chantal : [Edwin in her bedroom]  What's wrong? You haven't been up here since the Reagan administration.

  Edwin : [undresses]  It's Bush time.

  [Chantal freaks out] 

• Lexi : Mother, when you realize that not all people of color were put here to serve you?

  Chantal : Lexi, darling, how can say that? I've served food to the homeless. Good food. Food I'd eat myself if I still ate carbs.

• Chantal : I give you Swami Bu.

  Vijay : Swami, you're on.

  [a drunk Swami collapses] 

  Vijay : Swami Bu has gone to another dimension.

• Chantal : Lexi, can I see you in the kitchen?

  Lexi : Do you know where it is?