The Six Million Dollar Man (TV Series)

The Bionic Woman (1975)

Martha Scott: Helen Elgin

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Quotes 

• Col. Steve Austin : [Steve's mom is stirring something up]  Do I still get to lick the bowl?

  Helen Elgin : [paying attention to something else]  What dear?

  Col. Steve Austin : What kind of cake is this?

  [tastes a bit with his finger] 

  Helen Elgin : Eh? Oh!

  [tries to stop him] 

  Col. Steve Austin : Ooh, gah, it's terrible!

  Helen Elgin : [laughs]  Of course it is, it's wallpaper paste.

  Col. Steve Austin : It's not bad for wallpaper paste.

  [laughs] 

• Helen Elgin : [Steve and his stepdad are going for a walk]  Now you boys behave yourself, be back by ten.

  Col. Steve Austin : [laughs]  I figured we'd do a little honky-tonkin'.

• Helen Elgin : Did Jim leave yet?

  Col. Steve Austin : Oh, yeah, I think so.

  Helen Elgin : Oh poop! I wanted him to get a couple of men to helm him lift the refridgerator out so I can clean behind it.

  Col. Steve Austin : Oh, I can slide it out for ya.