The Six Million Dollar Man (TV Series)
The Bionic Woman (1975)
Lee Majors: Col. Steve Austin
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Quotes
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Col. Steve Austin : [after Jaime sees him glance at an attractive nurse] What's the matter?
Jamie Sommers : Well, I guess you won't be able to look at me like that, will you, knowing how much of me isn't me?
Col. Steve Austin : I suppose you feel the same way every time you look at me.
Jamie Sommers : Well, what are you talking about, I love you! I mean, I don't care if you're bionic or n-
[realizes]
Jamie Sommers : Game point.
Col. Steve Austin : Besides, she was bow-legged.
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Col. Steve Austin : [Steve's mom is stirring something up] Do I still get to lick the bowl?
Helen Elgin : [paying attention to something else] What dear?
Col. Steve Austin : What kind of cake is this?
[tastes a bit with his finger]
Helen Elgin : Eh? Oh!
[tries to stop him]
Col. Steve Austin : Ooh, gah, it's terrible!
Helen Elgin : [laughs] Of course it is, it's wallpaper paste.
Col. Steve Austin : It's not bad for wallpaper paste.
[laughs]
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Col. Steve Austin : You know, you look great.
Jamie Sommers : Well I always sort of liked the way you looked, too.
Col. Steve Austin : [in eye-twinkling good humor, since they both know that he's so fond of her that he'll always assist or favor her in any way] Flattery will get you everywhere.
Jamie Sommers : Oh, I know.
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Helen Elgin : [Steve and his stepdad are going for a walk] Now you boys behave yourself, be back by ten.
Col. Steve Austin : [laughs] I figured we'd do a little honky-tonkin'.
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Helen Elgin : Did Jim leave yet?
Col. Steve Austin : Oh, yeah, I think so.
Helen Elgin : Oh poop! I wanted him to get a couple of men to helm him lift the refridgerator out so I can clean behind it.
Col. Steve Austin : Oh, I can slide it out for ya.
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Jamie Sommers : [panicking] What did you let them do to me?
Col. Steve Austin : Look, I know how you feel.
Jamie Sommers : No you don't. Why did you let them do that?
Col. Steve Austin : Jaime, trust me, please trust me.
Jamie Sommers : I don't want to be a freak.
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Jamie Sommers : [having taken her first bionic step] That's one small step for Jaime.
Col. Steve Austin : Don't kid yourself, that was a giant leap.
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Jamie Sommers : Steve, do you think I'll be able to play the violin when my hand gets better?
Col. Steve Austin : Well sure.
Jamie Sommers : Oh, that's so great, because I have never been able to play it before.
Col. Steve Austin : Well there's no doubt about it, you're getting better.
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Jamie Sommers : You know, it might not be so bad being the bride of Frankenstein.
Col. Steve Austin : You thinking about getting married?
Jamie Sommers : No, actually, I was thinking eh, it might be kind of nice being bionic.
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Col. Steve Austin : How sensitive is her hearing?
Dr. Rudy Wells : Well I'll tell you what, why don't you just turn your back and whisper something?
[indicates for Jaime, who is in a glass booth, to turn her back also]
Dr. Rudy Wells : Eh, part of a nursery rhyme, or anything.
Col. Steve Austin : Eh... Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Jamie Sommers : And Rudy Wells and those bionic men put Jaime and Steve back together again.
[giggles]
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Jamie Sommers : [Awaken from her bionic surgery] I thought I was dead, Steve.
Col. Steve Austin : No way.
Jamie Sommers : I feel so... I don't know. My right arm looks all right. What did they do?
Col. Steve Austin : It looks more than, all right. You see, Jaime, this is a very special hospital. They can rebuild you. Even better, than you were.
Jamie Sommers : Rebuild?
Col. Steve Austin : It's a brand new science called bionics, where the biology of your own body controls electronics, in your arm.
Jamie Sommers : [after glancing, at her bionic arm] You mean, my right arm isn't my arm?
Col. Steve Austin : Yes, it is, now. It's wonderful, Jaime. It's like nothing you've ever seen before. And once we've trained it, you'll never be able to tell it from your left. Believe me.
Jamie Sommers : [after looking at her arm again] It looks all right, huh?
Col. Steve Austin : Oh, it looks great.
Jamie Sommers : I guess I'm lucky. I could've lost my left arm, too. Or my legs. Steve, I want to see my legs.
Col. Steve Austin : Sure.
[Uncovers her legs]
Jamie Sommers : Ooh, thank God. I thought for a minute I remembered...
[paused and not realizing that her legs are bionic]
Jamie Sommers : . What's wrong, Steve? I can't move my legs.
Col. Steve Austin : They're bionic, too.
Jamie Sommers : [Rolls her eyes] Oh, my God.
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Col. Steve Austin : Jaime.
Jamie Sommers : [Panicking] What did you let them do to me?
Col. Steve Austin : Look, I know how you feel.
Jamie Sommers : No, you don't! Why'd you let them do that?
Col. Steve Austin : Jaime, trust me. Please trust me.
Jamie Sommers : [Tears in her eyes] I don't want to be a freak.
Col. Steve Austin : Jaime.
Jamie Sommers : Why don't you just let me die? For God's sake!
Col. Steve Austin : Jaime, don't tell me about wanting to die.
[Shows Jaime a demonstration of his bionic arm by ripping two pieces off a metal chair]
Col. Steve Austin : Look at me.
[raising his voice]
Col. Steve Austin : Look at me!
[Proceeds to bend chair, and finishes]
Col. Steve Austin : I know how tough it is. I went through exactly what you're going through.
Jamie Sommers : [Looked amazed when Steve, ripped the two pieces off the metal chair] You're arm is bionic?
Col. Steve Austin : [Nods] And both legs. And an eye.
Jamie Sommers : An eye?
Col. Steve Austin : [Nods]
Jamie Sommers : Which one?
Col. Steve Austin : You tell me.
Jamie Sommers : [guessing] I can't.
Col. Steve Austin : Now will you trust me? I'll be here to help you, Jaime, every step of the way. But you got to try. You've got want to live, Jaime. You hear me?
Jamie Sommers : Yes.
Col. Steve Austin : [Kisses Jaime's forehead]