As If (2001–2004)

Jemima Rooper: Nicki Sutton

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• Alexander 'Alex' Stanton : You were flirting with him all night!

  Nicki Sutton : Who?

  Alexander 'Alex' Stanton : Serge!

  Nicki Sutton : I was NOT.

  Alexander 'Alex' Stanton : Nicki, your knickers were around your ankles

• Nicki Sutton : I wanna know who he lost his virginity to.

  Suzanne 'Sooz' Lee : We're not doing that, are we?

  Alexander 'Alex' Stanton : Well I can tell you... She was more woman than you'll ever be, and more man than you'll ever get.

• Alexander 'Alex' Stanton : I don't want cheering up. I'm enjoying being miserable. It's a part of the process. It's like grieving. It's necessary.

  Nicki Sutton : It is?

  Alexander 'Alex' Stanton : Let's get this straight: For the record, I hate musicals, especially "The Wizard of Oz"! I think all modern art is pretentious junk. And shopping is NOT better than sex! Especially when it's instead of sex! Now, I don't know what manual on gay men you've been consulting, but it's out of date, all right?