Vacuuming Completely Nude in Paradise (2001 TV Movie)

Timothy Spall: Tommy Rag

Quotes 

• Pete : The lady downstairs has collapsed - in there! She's in there all... collapsed! And then, there was fire, and I'm puttin' it out. I kicked a door. Oh god, I didn't know! She's still lying there! She's in there, dead, dead I tell ya! Sheila's gone. Oh, Sheila left me. I was in the street, I went in there

  [Pete points to the old lady's room] 

  Pete : , you came; I don't know what's happening. Say something.

  Tommy Rag : Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Say it.

  Pete : No!

  Tommy Rag : Go on! Say it! Docious-ali-expi-fragilistic-ali-super! You're late! And you've got a partial picture of the 1966 England Wall Cop Squad on your forehead...

• Tommy Rag : You're a veritable tabby-eared and scorched scrapbook of the 20th century! I don't want to know why; I don't want to know how. I've entered into Monty Python's missing sketch.

• Tommy Rag : Ours is to sell or die.

• Tommy Rag : OK. Now you're no longer a virgin, now you've done your first sale, it's your exams. Go through the rules.

  Pete : Rule one: Give no quota. Two: Good breakfast. Three: Keep back cocked. Four: Seconds lead to sales. Five: Act like a spent knob.

  Tommy Rag : What's rule number six?

  Pete : Oh, come on. What?

  Tommy Rag : Rule number six! There are no rules. You've passed.