The Man Who Sued God (2001)

Billy Connolly: Steve Myers

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• Jules Myers : You're going to sue one of the world's biggest insurance companies?

  Steve Meyers : Well, apparently I wouldn't stand a chance - I'm suin' God.

• Steve Meyers : So if God does exist, the Churches must be liable.

  Anna Redmond : And the churches can only win the case if they prove God does not exist.

  Steve Meyers : [laughs]  Do you want to tell them?

• Doctor : Forceps. Pliers. Bone nibblers.

  Steve Meyers : Bone nibblers? What the hell are bone nibblers?

  Doctor : You're a very lucky man.

  Steve Meyers : Oh yes, it's been a brilliant day all round. Why don't you have a look at my prostate while you've got the bone nibblers handy.

• Steve Meyers : What do you think of a moral victory?

  Anna Redmond : A moral victory sounds good.

• Rebecca : I'm proud of you Dad. No matter what happens.

  Steve Meyers : Well, nothing can stop us now!

  [Hugs her] 

• Anna Redmond : So how long do you think it'll take you to pay the money back?

  Steve Meyers : Oh not long... twenty, thirty, forty years!

• Steve Meyers : [Smiling at Anna]  What would you say if I said I'm falling in love with you?