Sid:
For a second there, I actually thought you were gonna eat me.
Diego:
I don't eat junk food.
Sid:
Hey, what's your problem?
Manny:
*You're* my problem.
Sid:
Well, I think you're stressed, and that's why you eat so much. I mean, it's hard to get fat on a vegan diet.
Manny:
I'm not fat. It's all this hair. It makes me look poofy.
Sid:
Fine. You have fat hair, but when you're ready to talk, I'm here.
Diego:
Is its nose dry?
Sid:
That means there's something wrong with it.
Diego:
Someone should lick it, just in case.
Manfred:
Hey, he's wearing one of those baby thingies.
Sid:
So?
Manfred:
So, if he poops, where does it go?
Sid:
[
pause] Humans are disgusting.
Sid:
I don't know about you guys but we are the weirdest herd I've ever seen.
Sid:
From now on, you'll have to refer to me as 'Sid - Lord of the Flame'.
Manfred:
Hey, Lord of the Flame, your tail's on fire.
Sid:
From now on, I'm gonna call you 'Diego...
Diego:
...Lord of Touch Me and you're Dead.
Diego:
[
playing peek-a-boo] Where's the baby... there he is. Where's the baby... there he is.
Manny:
Stop it. You're scaring him.
Manfred:
Hey look at that. Dinner and a show.
Manfred:
Diego, spit that out. You don't know where it's been.
Dodo:
This is our private stockpile for the Ice Age. Sub arctic temperatures will force us underground for a billion, billion years.
Manfred:
So you got three melons?
Diego:
I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.
[
first lines]
Freaky Mammal:
Well, why don't they call it The Big Chill? Or The Nippy Era? I'm just sayin', how do we know it's an Ice Age?
Freaky Mammal:
Because... of all the ice.
Freaky Mammal:
Well, things just got a little chillier.
[
repeated line]
Scrat:
Aaaahhhh.
Sid:
[
showing the baby cave paintings] Look, the tigers are just playing tag with the antelope...
[
pause]
Sid:
with their teeth.
Diego:
Come on Sid, let's play tag. You're it.
Manfred:
If you find a mate in life, you should be loyal. In your case, grateful.
Manfred:
I'm still trying to get rid of the last thing I saved.
Manfred:
[
to Sid] Let's get something straight, ok? There's no "we". There never was a "we". In fact, without "me", it wouldn't even be a "you"!
[
on Sid's clumsy attempts to scale a cliff]
Manfred:
You're an embarrassment to Nature. Ya know that?
Sid:
[
about the baby] I bet he's hungry.
Manny:
How 'bout some milk?
Sid:
Ooh, I'd love some!
Diego:
Not you. The baby.
Sid:
Well, I ain't exactly lactating right now, pal.
Diego:
You're a little low on the food chain to be mouthing off, aren't you?...
Manny:
Enough!
[
echoes]
[
last lines]
Sid:
You know? This whole ice age thing is getting old. You know what I could go for? A global warming.
Diego:
Keep dreaming.
Sid:
No really...
Diego:
Save your breath Sid, you know humans can't talk.
Manfred:
Here's your little bundle of joy. We're returning it to the humans.
Sid:
Awww, the big, bad Tigey-Wigey gets left behind. Poor Tigey-Wigey.
Manfred:
Sid, Tigey-Wigey's gonna lead the way.
Sid:
Uh, Manny, can I talk to you for a second?
Manfred:
No. The sooner we get to Glacier Pass, the sooner I get rid of Mr. Stinky Droolface. And the baby, too.
Diego:
You won't always have Jumbo around to protect you. And when that day comes, I suggest you watch your back... 'cause I'll be chewing on it.
Manfred:
Hey, "über"-tracker. Up front where I can see you.
Sid:
Help me.
[
passing a Stonehenge-like structure]
Manfred:
Modern architecture. It'll never last.
Manfred:
Check for poop.
Sid:
Why am I the poop-checker?
Manfred:
Because returning the runt was your idea, because you're small and insignificant, and because I'll pummel you if you don't.
[
pause]
Sid:
Why else?
Manfred:
NOW, SID.
Rachel:
He's not much to look at, but it's so hard to find a family man these days.
Jennifer:
Tell me about it. All of the sensitive ones get eaten.
Dodo:
If you weren't smart enough to plan ahead, then doom on you.
Other Dodos:
[
chanting] Doom on you. Doom on you. Doom on you. Doom on...
Manfred:
Get away from me.
Diego:
You two are a bit of an odd couple.
Manfred:
There is no US.
Diego:
I see. You couldn't have one of your own so you decided to adopt.
Diego:
Why did you do that? you could've died trying to rescue me.
Manfred:
That's what you do in a herd: you look out for each other.
[
the tigers find out the "baby" is a snow decoy]
Sid:
Sorry, fellas. He got a little frostbite.
Diego:
The baby? Please. I was just returning it to its herd.
Sid:
Oh, yeah. Nice try, Bucktooth.
Diego:
You calling me a liar?
Sid:
I didn't say that.
Diego:
You were thinking it.
Sid:
[
whispering, to Manny] I don't like this cat. He reads minds.
Diego:
I'm... sorry I set you up.
Sid:
Ah, you know me, I'm too lazy to hold a grudge.
Sid:
Hey, my feet are sweating.
Diego:
Do we need a news flash every time your body does something?
Manfred:
He's doing it for attention. Just ignore him...
Manfred:
Hey, Sid, the tiger found a shortcut.
[
Sid looks up at the mountain they will have to climb]
Sid:
No thanks, I choose life.
Diego:
Then I suggest you take the shortcut.
Sid:
Are you threatening me?
Diego:
[
shouts, echoing] Move, sloth!
Sid:
[
holding on to Manfred's leg] Don't let them impale me. I wanna live!
Manfred:
Get off me!
Diego:
You don't know much about tracking, do you?
Sid:
Hey, I'm a sloth. I see a tree, eat a leaf. That's my tracking.
Dodo:
Prepare for the Ice Age.
Sid:
Ice Age?
Diego:
I've heard of these crackpots.
[
Sid's trying to use the baby to get attention from girls]
Sid:
I'm begging you. I need him.
Manny:
What, a good-looking guy like you?
Sid:
Aw, you say that, but you don't mean it.
Manny:
No, seriously, look at you. Aw, those ladies, they don't stand a chance.
Sid:
You have a very cruel sense of humor.
[
to an animal whose dung he has stepped in]
Sid:
Hey, widebody, curb it next time.
[
Sid is drawing a sloth with chalk]
Diego:
What are you doing?
Sid:
I'm putting sloths on the map.
Manfred:
Why don't you make him more realistic and draw him lying down.
Diego:
And make him rounder.
[
Manfred draws a pot belly on Sid's drawing]
Diego:
Perfect.
Sid:
Ha, ha. I forgot how to laugh.
Glyptodont:
So, where's Eddie?
Glyptodont:
Oh, he said something about being on the verge of an evolutionary breakthrough.
Glyptodont:
Really?
[
Eddie is seen running off a cliff in the background]
Eddie:
Oh, I'm flying!
[
thud]
Glyptodont:
Some breakthrough.
Dodo:
There goes our last female.
Manfred:
Oh, isn't there someone else you can annoy? Friends? Family? Poisonous reptiles?
Frank:
Oh, carnivores have all the fun.
Diego:
I'm working here, you waste of fur.
Carl:
Save it for a mammal who cares.
Carl:
[
to Sid] Look, we're gonna break your neck so you don't feel a thing. How's that?
Manfred:
Wait a minute. I thought rhinos were vegetarians.
Sid:
An excelent point.
Manfred:
Shut up.
Carl:
Who says we're gonna eat him after we kill them?
Frank:
Yeah, come on, move it.
Manfred:
You know, I don't like animals that kill for pleasure.
Carl:
Save it for a mammal that cares.
Sid:
I'm a mammal that cares.
Diego:
You want to maul something, don't you, Zeke?
Zeke:
[
Anxious] I wanna maul.
Diego:
Then what are you waiting for?
Sid:
Survival of the fittest? I don't think so.
Manfred:
Hey, buddy, want a lift?
Diego:
No, thanks. I'm saving what little dignity I've got left.
Sid:
You're hanging out with us now, pal. Dignity has nothing to do with it.
Dodo:
Tae Kwon Dodos, attack!
Sid:
You have beautiful eyeshhh.
Sid:
mmm... Pineconeshhh.
Sid:
Doesn't anybody care about Sid the sloth?
[
Diego makes a huge jump]
Sid:
I wish I could jump like that.
Manfred:
[
kicking Sid] Wish granted.
Manny:
AAAH.
Diego:
AAAH.
Sid:
AAAH.
Roshan:
WHEE.
Diego:
At the bottom of Half Peak... there's an ambush waiting for you.
Sid:
What?
Manfred:
What are you talking about?
[
Beat]
Manfred:
You set us up.
Diego:
It was my job. I was supposed to get the baby, but then...
Manfred:
But then you brought us home for dinner.
Sid:
That's it. You're out of the herd.
Sid:
Well, I think mating for life is stupid. I mean, there's plenty of Sid to go around.
Start:
Hey, do the world a favor. Move your issues off the road!
Manfred:
If my trunk was that small, I wouldn't call attention to myself.
Sid:
They migrated without me. They do this every year.
Sid:
Slalom, baby.
Dodo:
[
rallying other dodoes] Prepare for the Ice Age.
Dodo:
Protect the dodo way of life.
Dodo:
Survival separates the dodos from the beasts.
Diego:
Maybe we shouldn't do this.
Sid:
Why not?
Diego:
If we save it, he will grow up to be a hunter, and who do you think he will hunt?
Sid:
Maybe because we saved him, he won't hunt us.
Diego:
And maybe it will grow fur and a long, skinny neck and call you "Mamma".
Zeke:
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo. I can't wait to get my paws on that mammoth.
Soto:
Nobody touches the mammoth until I get that baby.
Zeke:
First I will slice its hindquarters in sections. I'll put the white meat on one pile, and the dark meat on another.
Lenny:
Hey, knock it off. I'm starving.
Zeke:
Next, the shoulders. Occasionally tough, but extremely juicy.
Lenny:
I told you to knock it off.
Manfred:
Look at you. Some great predator you'll grow up to be. I don't think so. What do you have? Just a little patch of fur. No fangs, no claws. You're just folds of skin wrapped in... mush. What's so threatening about you?
Sid:
This is great. Two bachelors knocking about in the wild.
Manfred:
No, you just want a bodyguard so you don't become somebody's side dish.
Sid:
You are a very shrewd mammal. Okay, big guy, you lead the way, uh... I didn't catch the name.
Manfred:
Manfred.
Sid:
Manfred? Yuck, man. How about Manny the moody mammoth? Manny the melancholy? Manny the...
Manfred:
Stop... following me.
Soto:
Will you look at the beautiful baby, Diego? Isn't it nice that he'll be joining us for breakfast?
Diego:
It wouldn't be breakfast without him.
Soto:
Especially after his daddy killed half our pack and wears our skin to keep warm. An eye for an eye, don't you think?
Diego:
We'll teach that human what happens when he messes with sabers.
Soto:
Alert the troops. We attack at dawn. And Diego? Bring me the baby, alive. If I'm going to enjoy my revenge, I want it to be fresh.
[
Manfred just grabbed the baby]
Diego:
Um, that pink thing is mine.
Sid:
Can I hang out with you?
Manfred:
Sure. Climb on my back and relax the whole way.
Sid:
Really?
Manfred:
No.
Diego:
Hello, ladies.
Oscar:
Hey, look who finally decided to show up.
Soto:
Diego. I was beginning to worry about you.
Diego:
No need to worry. In about two minutes you'll be satisfying your taste for revenge.
Soto:
Very nice.
Soto:
What are you doing?
Diego:
Leave the mammoth alone.
Soto:
Fine. I'll take you down first.
Sid:
Ha ha. Eat my powder.
Sid:
[
Dragging a stick] Phew. I'm wiped out.
Manfred:
That's your shelter?
Sid:
Hey, you're a big guy, you got a lot of wood. I'm a little guy.
Manfred:
You got half a stick.
Sid:
Yes, but with this little stick and my highly evolved brain...
[
accidentally pokes himself in the eye with stick]
Sid:
Ow... I shall create fire.
Manfred:
Fascinating.
Sid:
We'll see if brains triumph over brawn tonight, now won't we?
[
Later, Sid is trying to light a fire in the rain, while Manfred is dry under his shelter]
Manfred:
Hey, I think I saw a spark.
Manfred:
Don't you have some poor, defenseless animal to disembowel?
Manfred:
Look, if either of you two can make it across that sinkhole in front of you, the sloth is yours.
Sid:
That's right, you losers. You take one step and you're dead.
[
Sid throws a rock, which bounces across the sinkhole without leaving so much as a crack]
Sid:
You were bluffing, huh?
Manfred:
Yeah, that was a bluff.
[
Rumbling is heard]
Manfred:
Tell me that was your stomach.
Diego:
Shh.
Sid:
I'm sure it's just thunder. From under... ground?
Dodo:
[
lecturing about a crater] Now don't fall in. If you do, you will definitely...
Dodo:
[
runs in] Intruders. Intruders... oops.
[
trips and falls into crater]
Dodo:
...Burn and die.
[
Sid and the baby are fighting]
Manfred:
Don't make me reach back there.
Sid:
He started it.
Manfred:
I don't care who started it. I'll finish it.
Diego:
You didn't miss them by much. Still green, they headed north two hours ago.
Sid:
[
mimicking with sticks in his mouth] Still green, they headed north two hours ago.
[
repeated line]
Frank:
Carl?
Carl:
Easy, Frank.
Carl:
I can't believe it. Fresh wild greens? Frank, where did you ever?
Frank:
Go ahead, dig in.
Carl:
A dandelion! I thought the frost wiped them all out.
Frank:
All but one.
Sid:
Hey, you rhinos, you have really small brains. Did you know that? It's just a fact, no offense. I mean, you probably don't even know what I'm talking about.
Sid:
So she picks this hair off my shoulder, and says, "If you're gonna have a second mating dance, at least pick a sloth with the same color pelt." And I go, "Whoa! She's gonna go praying mantis on me." Know what I'm saying?
Manny:
Hey, if you find a mate, you should be loyal. In your case, grateful. Now get away from me.
Manfred:
[
to Scrat] Hey, buddy. Have you seen any humans go by here?
[
Scrats mimes charade game]
Sid:
Ooh, ooh, ooh! I love this game! I love this game! Let's see. First word...
[
Scrat mimes packing down snow]
Sid:
Stomp. No, Stamp.
Manfred:
Let me try. Um... pack.
[
Scrats nods]
Sid:
Good one, Manny.
[
Scrat acts like a sabertooth]
Sid:
Second word, long teeth, and claws. Pack of wolves? Pack of...
Manfred:
Pack of bears?
Sid:
No.
Manfred:
Pack of fleas?
Sid:
[
Scrat points at Diego] Pack of whiskers? Pack of noses?
Manfred:
Pachyderm!
Sid:
Pack of lies? Pack of troubles?
[
Diego swats Scrat and sends him flying]
Sid:
Pack a wallop? Pack of birds? Pack of flying fish?
Sid:
[
after branch hits him] What ho, a foe!
Sid:
This is gonna be the best migration ever! I'm gonna show you all my favorite watering holes. And I turn brown when the fungus in my fur dries out!
Manfred:
It sounds very attractive.
Manfred:
Hey, hey, do I look like a petting zoo to you?
Sid:
My family abandoned me. They kinda migrated without me. You should have seen what they did last year. I mean, they got up early, and quickly tied up my hands and feet, and gagged me with a field mouse, and barricaded the cave door, and covered their tracks, and went through water so I'd lose their scent, and... and... who needs them anyway?
Sid:
I don't know about you guys, but we are the weirdest herd I've ever seen.
Manfred:
[
to Sid] Isn't there someone else you can annoy? Friends? Family? Poisonous reptiles?
Diego:
[
to his fellow tigers about Soto] Tell him I'm bringing the baby. And tell him I'm bringing... a mammoth.
Sid:
[
referring to Diego] I don't like this cat. He reads minds.
Diego:
[
to Sid] You won't always have Jumbo around to protect you. And when that day comes, I suggest you watch your back, 'cause I'll be chewing on it.
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