Queer as Folk (2000–2005)

Thea Gill: Lindsay Peterson

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• [Brian doesn't want Gus to move to Canada] 

  Brian : He's not the only one I'm going to be losing. I don't want you to go, Wendy.

  Lindsay : I have to, Peter.

• Lindsay : You'll be all right?

  Brian : Wiffout you cwazy wesbians?

  Lindsay : I meant Justin.

  Brian : He's a selfish prick. Thinks only of himself.

  Lindsay : You taught him well... I know. I'm sorry. No apologies.

  Brian : No regrets.

  [they kiss] 

• [about Gus] 

  Lindsay : Isn't he a little young for James Dean?

  Brian : Well you don't want him watching The Teletubbies. Might make him gay.

• Lindsay : Justin has an amazing feel for the human form.

  Brian Kinney : Yes, I've noticed that myself.

• Lindsay : In your own weird, subversive way, you're not a bad father.

  Brian Kinney : Well, I prefer to see myself as the anti-dad.

  Lindsay : Whatever you are, if you'd like to spend more time with him, all you have to do is ask.

  Brian Kinney : I think I'll stick to my un-credited cameo appearances.

  Lindsay : You know, one day in the not-too-distant future, we'll be watching him graduate from school. Then I imagine he'll meet a lovely young girl - or boy. Get married, maybe. Have grandchildren, maybe.

  Brian Kinney : Oh, you really know how to kill a moment, don't you?

  Lindsay : Don't worry. I'm sure you'll be the hottest, handsomest anti-grandpa ever.

• Brian : He stole all my clothes. I'm suspecting gay-on-gay crime here.

  Lindsay : It wouldn't surprise me. You've had more visitors than Disney World.

• Lindsay : He's been saying "Dada" all morning.

  Brian : So he's developed an interest in German surrealism...

• [looking at Melanie's ultra-sound] 

  Michael : Holy shit! Would you check out the dick on this kid?

  Lindsay : That's the umbilical cord.

  Melanie : Besides, you can't tell from this if it's a boy or girl. Although something tells me a princess is on the way.

  Michael : Well, it's Ok with me if he's gay.

• Melanie : [about passing baby J.R. around]  If you would've listened to me and done what I said, we wouldn't be playing this game of, "Baby, Baby, Who's Got The Baby?".

  Lindsay : That's what's killing you, isn't it? It has nothing to do with the baby or the custody agreement. It has to do with you, Melanie Marcus, not getting her way, not having complete control over everything. Well, tough shit, ya don't!