- Rosie: Well, here we are, where it all was.
- Kathy: What was, Rosie?
- Rosie: *I* was, dummy!
- Kathy: Can I be in your real-life movie story, Rosie?
- Rosie: Any experience?
- Kathy: I can dance.
- Rosie: Seeing is believing.
- [Kathy dances clumsily]
- Rosie: I don't believe it.
- [During her dance, the rest of the kids laugh and mock her]
- Kathy: Those boys make me nervous! I can dance like a dream!
- Rosie: Yes, my name is Rosie. I am a star. I'm famous and wonderful and everybody loves me and wants to be me. Who can blame them?
- Rosie: [singing] I'm Really Rosie / And I'm Rosie Real / You better believe me / I'm a great big deal / Believe me
- Background Vocal, Background Vocal: Believe me.
- Rosie: / I'm a star from afar / Off the golden coast / Beat that drum / Make that toast / To Rosie the most / Believe me
- Background Vocal, Background Vocal: Believe me
- Rosie: I can sing "Tea for two and two for tea" / I can act "To be or not to be" / I can tap across the Tappan Zee / Hey, can't you see? / I'm terrific at everything! / No star shines as bright as me / Rosie / Believe me.
- Background Vocal, Background Vocal: Believe me.
- Rosie: Today our dear friend Chicken Soup, this very ordinary day, boiled up a pot of chicken soup, and swallowed it away. Alack, a-day, oh whoa, oy vey. He swallowed it away. Now listen to what I'm gonna say. A little bone, a bitty thing, no bigger than my pinky, he swallowed hot from out that pot, and quicker than a winky, he gulped that soup and let out a whoop, and fell down croaking on the stoop. And he sulked. Ugh. And he sagged. And he smothered. And he gagged. And he let out a scream! Aah! And he let out a moan. Ohh... And he cried, cause he died, from choking on the bone, on such an ordinary day like today.