Royal Rumble (2000 TV Special)

Jim Ross: Jim Ross

Quotes 

• Jim Ross : [Mae Young is named Miss Rumble 2000]  I think we've seen it all, folks. I know I have. So, Mae Young is the unanimous winner of the first-ever Miss Rumble swimsuit competition. Folks, we warned you it could be a little risqué, but how in the world could we have ever dreamed it was gonna be quite what we saw?

• [watching a replay of Jeff Hardy running face first into a table] 

  Jim Ross : I tell you what, there is only one Jeff Hardy in this world, and he...

  [Hardy inpacts with the table] 

  Jim Ross : Oh my God!, is in the WWF.

• Jerry Lawler : [after the Mae Young incident]  I apologize J.R. but my mind is just... I've seen Frankenstein movies, horror movies, Dracula etc... I've never seen anything like Mae Young.

  Jim Ross : Oh, stop it... Mae's... a lot of fun.

  Jerry Lawler : She's "a lot of fun"?

  Jim Ross : Aw hell you gotta admire her... spunk and zest for life!

• [Edge strikes British Bulldog below the belt] 

  Jerry Lawler : That was a cheap shot.

  Jim Ross : Somewhat of a discount shot, yes.