Vapors (1965)

Larry Joels: Clerk

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  Clerk : Can I help you?

  Thomas : [nervous]  Uh... I want to take a steam bath and uh...

  Clerk : That will be $3.50.

  Thomas : Three-fifty? I thought it was only two.

  Clerk : This is Friday, the weekend. It's always three-fifty on the weekends.

  [Thomas pays the Clerk] 

  Clerk : Here's your key. Hey, you forgot your towel, robe and slippers.

  Thomas : Oh... thanks. Say, is there a place around here where I can get a cup of coffee to take with me?

  Clerk : Yeah, right over there on the right. But you can't take any food or drinks up to your room.

  Thomas : Oh... well, thanks anyway.

  Clerk : You got any valuables you want to check in? Anything over five bucks?

  Thomas : Why is that?

  Clerk : If you can't trust your own mother these days, how are you going to trust a "recent acquaintance"?

  Thomas : Oh, I see what you mean. I guess I'll leave my ring and my wallet.