Beer Money (2001 TV Movie)

Mark-Paul Gosselaar: Tim Maroon

Quotes 

• David "Rut" Rutledge : Well, you know what they say: there's plenty of money to be made in gay porn.

  Tim Maroon : Yeah, but I hear the hours are brutal.

• David "Rut" Rutledge : Come on, let's get some beers!

  Tim Maroon : It's 6:30 in the morning.

• Tim Maroon : So what is up with Echo Olvera's cans?

  David "Rut" Rutledge : You saw that, huh? Talk about a late-bloomer. Eighteen years of nothing and then, BAM! Dual-side airbags.

• Neil Blank : Hey, did you guys catch Star Matrix this week? It was a full Vixella episode. It was the atomic bomb! There's this part where Vixella is crawling down a tube on all fours, and Lieutenant Zim is right behind her. Okay, Vixella has her booty hiked up right in his face. The guy is such a wuss that he doesn't even go for it. What a homo!

  [laughs] 

  Tim Maroon : Hey, Blank, do you... touch yourself while watching Star Matrix?

  Neil Blank : [stops laughing]  No!

• Tim Maroon : [after killing him, Rut and Blank are stuffing the alien an a backpack]  What are you doing?

  David "Rut" Rutledge : I'm selling him.

  Tim Maroon : You can't do that!

  Neil Blank : Sure we can. We'll just post him on eBay.

  David "Rut" Rutledge : Shut up, stupified. I have a plan. Gentlemen, we are gonna have beer money for the rest of our lives.