Scary Movie 2 (2001)
Anna Faris: Cindy
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Quotes
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Cindy Campbell : Oh, my god, Brenda we're gonna die.
Brenda Meeks : IT WOULD HAVE JUST BEEN YOU IF YOU HAD JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!
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Ghost Voice : Cindy! I want you to know to what happened to me... Look in the music room! Check the music room!
Cindy Campbell : Where are you?
Ghost Voice : Check the fucking music room!
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Cindy Campbell : [singing terribly along with the radio to Vitamin C and swerving all over the road] As we go on! We remember! All the time we! Spent To-geee-therrr! And as the time goes...
[suddenly the music comes to an abrupt stop]
Colleen Fitzpatrick : [voice] Hey! Will you shut the fuck up and let me sing?
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Cindy Campbell : [while fighting the possessed cat] Help! My pussy's gone crazy!
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Cindy Campbell : You know, you really are my best friend, Cindy.
Cindy Campbell : Thanks, Brenda.
Buddy : Hey are you guys okay?
Brenda Meeks : Hell, yeah. It's gonna take more than a bag of bones to scare me.
Hell House Ghost : Wedgie!
Cindy Campbell : Oh my God! Brenda, do something!
Brenda Meeks : Okay!
Hell House Ghost : [Brenda runs away]
Cindy Campbell : I thought I was your best friend?
Brenda Meeks : Was. I'ma miss you, girl!
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Cindy Campbell : Moo motherfucker, moo!
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Buddy : Hey, Cind.
Cindy Campbell : Hey, Buddy.
Buddy : [punches her in the boob] Open chest! Oh, come on. You gotta be quicker than that A cup.
[Cindy crawls up]
Theo : Hey, guys.
[all the guys say hello and look at her sexually]
Theo : Well, are you boys gonna sit there with your mouths open or is someone gonna offer me a seat?
[everyone pushes their chairs towards her]
Dwight Hartman : [Dwight pushes wheelchair towards her and sits on Ray's leg] I warmed it up for you. It's the best seat in the house.
Ray Wilkins : Second best.
[Ray touches Dwight's hair]
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Hanson : Ah, it's Cindy. Say "Helloo" to Cindy, Shorty.
Shorty Meeks : Helloo... Cindy.
[Cindy looks at the bottles on the table]
Cindy Campbell : Oh, God. Morphine, chloroform, horse tranquilizers! You drugged him!
Hanson : I did not! That's all his stuff!
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Cindy Campbell : [Sees the parrot] Hi little guy, look at you!
Little Bird : Little? I'm not little, I'm hung like a bull lady! Check it out, you ever seen a bird get this big? Too much for ya, huh baby?
Cindy Campbell : Yeah...
Little Bird : Alright well step off then sweet cheeks! Come back when you want some real love!
Cindy Campbell : K...
[Walks away]
Little Bird : Fuckin tease.
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Shorty Meeks : Woooooh!
Cindy Campbell : Oh, Shorty!
Shorty Meeks : Cindy!
Cindy Campbell : There's a monster chasing me, what are we gonna do?
Shorty Meeks : Eeeh, eeh... I got it!
[Shoves Cindy out of the room and locks the door]
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Cindy Campbell : [after she punched Buddy] You gotta be quicker than that, pencil dick.
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Cindy Campbell : We're all gonna die!
Little Bird : Oh no, the rocket scientist! You're fucked!
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Cindy Campbell : [looks at bottles placed in front of Shorty] Choloroform? Horse Tranquilizers? You drugged him.
Hanson : I did not. That's all his stuff.