Sweet Home Alabama (2002)

Courtney Gains: Sheriff Wade

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• Wade : [breaking up Melanie and Jake's kiss in the rain]  What the hell are you two tryin' to do... get yourselves killed?

  Melanie Carmichael : What seems to be the trouble, officer?

  Wade : I'm here to bring you in, young lady!

  Jake : What did she do this time?

  Wade : Well, the way I hear it... seems she run out on a perfectly good cake!

• Jake : Anybody think of anything in here that, uh, might bother Bobby Ray?

  Wade : Uh, Clinton's breath.

  Jake : You still the same Bobby Ray from last night?

  Bobby Ray : Last time I checked, yeah.

  Jake : [puts arm on shoulder]  Well, then, let me buy you a drink.

  Bobby Ray : Well, you're really not my type, I mean...

  [laughter] 

• Wade : The law is the law and she has done nothing wrong.

  Jake : I supposed shoplifting steaks from Winn Dixie's okay?

  Melanie Carmichael : Oh, Oh! I took 'em back and you know it!

  Jake : What about that incident of vandalism in the stockyard... totally her!

  Melanie Carmichael : Like I could tip a cow... by myself!

  Jake : Wade, isn't there some outstanding warrant for whoever drove your mama's tractor into the fishing pond?

  Melanie Carmichael : [horrified realizing what he meant]  OH!