The Sweetest Thing (2002)

Thomas Jane: Peter

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• Peter : I'd be careful with those fat-free chips - they cause anal leakage.

  Roger : You cause anal leakage

  Peter : It says so on the bag.

  Roger : [reads the bag and spits chips out of his mouth]  What kind of marketing braniac puts anal leakage on his product? How can they even sell that crap?

• Peter : [in Christina's whimsical dream, as a waiter brings in a cart-load of ice-cream]  I had them take out all the calories for you.

• Peter : Here's to fifty years with the same woman.

  Roger : Dude, that's just depressing. She'll have saggy tits by then. She could tie 'em around her waist by then and use 'em as a belt... Or just tuck 'em in her socks.

• Peter : Christina Walters? Yep. I know her. Bitch. First she tries to pawn me off on her friend, then she stalks me at my own wedding. Then she says "I have no feelings for you. Blah, blah, blah, wah, wah, wah, yada, yada yada - "

  [Pulls Christina over the couch and they begin kissing happily] 

• Peter : I really hope I see you, but in case I don't, have a nice life.