The Sweetest Thing (2002)

Jason Bateman: Roger

Quotes 

• Peter : I'd be careful with those fat-free chips - they cause anal leakage.

  Roger : You cause anal leakage

  Peter : It says so on the bag.

  Roger : [reads the bag and spits chips out of his mouth]  What kind of marketing braniac puts anal leakage on his product? How can they even sell that crap?

• Roger : Come on, don't be gay in God's house! Gimme a good slap!

• Peter : Here's to fifty years with the same woman.

  Roger : Dude, that's just depressing. She'll have saggy tits by then. She could tie 'em around her waist by then and use 'em as a belt... Or just tuck 'em in her socks.