Out Cold (2001)

Zach Galifianakis: Luke

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Quotes 

• Luke : No regrets, that's my motto. That and everybody Wang Chung tonight.

• Luke : Can you get an STD from a polar bear?

• Luke : This uniform is really cramping my Olsen Twins. Lance, Can I get a drink for Mary Kate and Ashley?

• Luke : This suit is really cramping my Hardy Boys. It's no mystery.

• Luke : Well, yeah it dosen't really allow my dice to roll and by dice I mean testicles. Speaking of testicles, let me get a beer.

• Luke : He's had a crush on that bench for years

• Luke : You know I hate what they're doing to the mountain, but this is the best vanilla latte I have ever had. You can actually taste the vanilla beans... I don't like the coffee.

• Barry : So, uh, who's the "jaccuzi casanova?"

  Stumpy : [pointing at Luke]  Yeah, that's him right there

  Luke : Thanks Stumpy

  Stumpy : They call him that because he had himself up in it, ya know? lovin' it strong.

• Luke : [punches Pig Pen]  A little sensitivity here. Can't you see this is a dejected man?

  Pig Pen : Now Rick, get your dejected head out of your ass. Papa wanted you to run this mountain.

• Rick : Bull Mountain is our home, and I say we do something about it!

  Pig Pen : Yeah! It is our town!

  Jenny : Yeah!

  Barry : So you got a plan?

  Rick : No.

  Luke : [pause]  I'm in.

  Anthony : Me too.

  Jenny : Let's do it!

• Inga : Where did you get all these scars?

  Luke : Well, let's see. Skateboard... Truck accident... Fire hydrant.

  Inga : I bet each one has its own exciting story, no?

  Luke : No not really. I skateboarded off of a truck into a fire hydrant.

• Luke : [drunk]  There you are, I've been looking for you, come inside, you look so beautiful and I wanted to see if you wanted to dance...

  [Anna walks up] 

  Luke : Not you, him and his white tuxedo.

• Luke : Good evening. You all know the rules of King of the Mountain. Rule number one: you do not talk about King of the Mountain. Rule number two: there are no rules.

  Anthony : Uh, what about rule number one?

  Luke : That's more of a guidline than a rule, do not interrupt!

• Eric Montclare : Luke, why don't you shut up before my fist makes an appointment with your ass?

  Luke : Eric, do you notice you're always talking about sticking something in my ass, and that time it wasn't even a threat,

  [grinning] 

  Luke : technically, that was *flirting*...