Thea and Theo are newlyweds arriving at their honeymoon hotel for a round of "you-know-what". From separate beds, they mix an egg and (bird)seed in a glass. Thea wants to make love and kiss instead, but Theo thinks this is terribly dirty.
Theo and Thea play Tarzan and Jane, a couple getting divorced because Jane is in love with the postman. They discuss topics such as: who will have the children, what will the neighbors say and whether or not Jane will be a welfare mother.
Bea (Theo) and Ans (Thea) are former neighbors who meet in the supermarket. Bea has stuffed so many groceries under her coat that she looks pregnant. Ans saw this and steals Bea's wallet to make fun of her. At the end, the ladies clash.
Theo and Thea get car trouble on their way to a party. Looking for help, they decide to spend the night in a cellar. When Theo goes to get the toothbrushes in the car, Count Kakkula shows up and bites Thea, turning her into a vampire.
Theo as Vengeful Willie and Thea as Bloodthirsty Bella are neighbors who have been at war for years. One day, Fredolia, an alien, enchants Bella to make it up to Willie. Willie does not believe it and squeezes her hand very hard.
Theo plays a dentist and his assistant. Thea plays Ans, a patient in love with her dentist. But the dentist is not in love with her, but with his assistant Bea. Ans leaves with two kinds of pain, in her mouth and in her heart.
Reporter Thea visits uninspired artist Theo in his studio. He finds inspiration again when he starts painting women and ends up creating 'breakfast art' in the form of peanut butter sandwiches.
Theo and Thea both work at Sinterklaas' headquarters. They complain about how people handle expensive gifts and tell how to be happy with simple things. But when Theo and Thea find their presents, they aren't pleased at all.
Theo and Thea (as baron and baroness) discover something completely new for the 17th century: a toilet. Prior to that though, they exchange "interesting facts" about hygiene and sniff each other.
The story takes place in a church. Theo and Thea, two nuns, reveal what they secretly do to dispel boredom; for example, they sign up for a clown course.
Parody of the birth of Jesus: Jo and Rie end up in the Women's Bicycle Factory, where Rie gives birth to a doll and Jo (in the context of emancipation) a dog.