- Various: [banging on car door] OK, Stirling, out the car. Out the car, come on, pal, I said quick!
- DCI Jim Taggart: [angry] What?
- DCI Jim Taggart: Now listen, you...
- Various: No, you listen, pal. This is the police you're dealing with. This is the police
- [indicates helmet]
- Various: it doesn't say 'kiss me quick' up there.
- [Takes out pad]
- Various: Right, your name.
- DCI Jim Taggart: Taggart.
- Various: Taggart. First name?
- DCI Jim Taggart: Chief Inspector.
- DCI Jim Taggart: Maybe I could let you off with a suspension and a broken nose!
- Various: Hey watch it - I'll have you for damaging police property.
- DCI Jim Taggart: The car isn't even scratched.
- Various: Stuff your car - you broke my pencil!