Legally Blonde (2001)

Jennifer Coolidge: Paulette

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Quotes 

• Elle : Did you see him? He's probably still scratching his head.

  Paulette : Yeah, which must be a nice vacation for his balls.

• Paulette : Is she as pretty as you?

  Elle : She could use some mascara and some serious highlights, but she's not completely unfortunate looking.

• Paulette : [Elle is in tears at the salon after she finds out Warner dumped her for her new rival, Vivian]  So what's this Vivian got that you don't have? Three tits?

• Paulette : [to her ex-husband]  I'm takin' the dog... DUMBASS!

• Paulette : So what's a girl to do? He's a guy who followed his pecker to greener pastures. I'm a middle aged, high school drop out with stretch marks and a fat ass.

• Elle : That's great, Paulette. Is that the only interaction you two have ever had?

  Paulette : No! Sometimes I say "okay" instead of "fine."

• Paulette : [Paulette gets nervous talking to the UPS man and spills nail solution all over the table]  Geez! Could I be any more goddamn spastic?