Legally Blonde (2001)

Ali Larter: Brooke Taylor Windham

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Quotes 

• Brooke : Are you one of my lawyers?

  Elle : Sort of.

  Brooke : Well thank God one of you has a brain.

• Brooke : I was getting...

  [whispers] 

  Brooke : liposuction.

  Elle : I'm sorry, what?

  Brooke : [whispers a little louder]  I was getting liposuction.

  Elle : Huh?

  Brooke : [shouting]  LIPOSUCTION!

  Elle : [gasps loudly] 

  Brooke : OH GOD!

  Elle : [low voice]  NO...

  Brooke : I know! I'm a fraud! It's not like normal women can have this ass! If my fans knew that I bought it, I would lose everything!

  [sadly] 

  Brooke : I've already lost my husband.

  [bitterly] 

  Brooke : I'd rather go to jail than lose my reputation.

  Elle : [understanding]  Brooke, your secret's safe with me.

  Brooke : [tearfully, yet thankfully]  Thank you.

• Brooke : You know a Delta Nu would never sleep with a man who wears a thong.

  Elle : Never!

  Brooke : I just liked to watch him change the filter.

• Brooke : Why would I kill my husband?

  Professor Callahan : Insurance? A love affair? Pure, unadulterated hatred? Believe me; the D.A. will come up with plenty of reasons.

  Brooke : I loved him.

  Professor Callahan : He was 34 years older than you. That doesn't look so good to a jury.

  Brooke : Then show them a picture of his dick. That should clear a few things up.

• [after being escorted into the courtroom by the bailiff, Brooke smiles at Callahan intently after learning the truth from Emmett] 

  Professor Callahan : What are you so happy about? You're on trial for murder.

  Brooke : Get up.

  Professor Callahan : What?

  Brooke : You're fired. I have new representation.

  Professor Callahan : Who?

  [Callahan is shocked when Elle returns to the courtroom escorted by Dorky Dave]