Legally Blonde (2001)
Ali Larter: Brooke Taylor Windham
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Quotes
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Brooke : I was getting...
[whispers]
Brooke : liposuction.
Elle : I'm sorry, what?
Brooke : [whispers a little louder] I was getting liposuction.
Elle : Huh?
Brooke : [shouting] LIPOSUCTION!
Elle : [gasps loudly]
Brooke : OH GOD!
Elle : [low voice] NO...
Brooke : I know! I'm a fraud! It's not like normal women can have this ass! If my fans knew that I bought it, I would lose everything!
[sadly]
Brooke : I've already lost my husband.
[bitterly]
Brooke : I'd rather go to jail than lose my reputation.
Elle : [understanding] Brooke, your secret's safe with me.
Brooke : [tearfully, yet thankfully] Thank you.
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Brooke : Why would I kill my husband?
Professor Callahan : Insurance? A love affair? Pure, unadulterated hatred? Believe me; the D.A. will come up with plenty of reasons.
Brooke : I loved him.
Professor Callahan : He was 34 years older than you. That doesn't look so good to a jury.
Brooke : Then show them a picture of his dick. That should clear a few things up.
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[after being escorted into the courtroom by the bailiff, Brooke smiles at Callahan intently after learning the truth from Emmett]
Professor Callahan : What are you so happy about? You're on trial for murder.
Brooke : Get up.
Professor Callahan : What?
Brooke : You're fired. I have new representation.
Professor Callahan : Who?
[Callahan is shocked when Elle returns to the courtroom escorted by Dorky Dave]