The Trip (2002)
Steve Braun: Tommy Ballenger
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Quotes
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Beverly : So, Alan tells me you're a homosexual.
Tommy Ballenger : Only because there was nothing good on television.
Beverly : Well, I just find it so intriguing.
Tommy Ballenger : Not always, Liberace for example.
Beverly : Liberace is a homosexual?
Tommy Ballenger : Sadly, yes.
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Tommy Ballenger : So what do you two have planned on the menu, a menage-a-trois?
Beverly : Oh, no. Alan hates French food.
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Tommy Ballenger : [to a reporter] I'd like to make a deal with the Anita Bryant people. You stop telling lies about us and we'll stop telling the truth about you.
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Tommy Ballenger : What part of fuck off, drop dead, go to Hell, you're not getting a Christmas card did you not understand, hmm?
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Tommy Ballenger : What do you want?
Alan Oakley : I want to say I'm sorry.
Tommy Ballenger : Absolution granted, go with God. We're done.
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Tommy Ballenger : Did you take the little bus to school?
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Tommy Ballenger : So what made you want to become a writer?
Alan Oakley : It's always been my dream since a child. When did you first realize you were gay?
Tommy Ballenger : It's always been my dream since a child.
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Ted Oakley : So how do the two of you know each other?
Alan Oakley : Umm...the young republicans club.
Tommy Ballenger : Ya, I just love Dick.
Alan Oakley : [proceeds to spray his coffee over the kitchen table, recovers] Ah! Too much sugar!