- James Bond: You know, I've missed your sparkling personality.
- Zao: [punching Bond in the stomach] How's that for a punch line?
- James Bond: [a device closes; cocks gun] So you lived to die another day... Colonel.
- Gustav Graves: At last... I was beginning to think you would never guess.
- James Bond: Was it painful? The gene therapy.
- Gustav Graves: You couldn't possibly imagine.
- James Bond: Oh, good. I'm glad to hear that.
- Gustav Graves: But there have been compensations, like you floating around in peril. Granting you life day by day just to see you get wise. It's been fun.
- James Bond: Well, the fun is about to come to a dead end.
- [Graves and Bond are fighting in a depressurizing plane]
- Gustav Graves: You see, Mr. Bond, you can't kill my dreams. But my dreams can kill you. Time to face destiny.
- [James pulls Graves' parachute cord]
- James Bond: Time to face gravity.
- James Bond: I'm looking for a North Korean.
- Raul: Tourist?
- James Bond: Terrorist.
- Raul: One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter.
- Miranda Frost: Hah! I can read your every move!
- Jinx: [Jinx stabs Miranda with a knife embedded in a copy of Sun Tzu's "The Art of War"]
- Jinx: Read THIS...
- [kicks the knife in Miranda's chest]
- Jinx: bitch!
- Colonel Moon: You will not live to see the day all Korea is ruled by the North.
- James Bond: Then you and I have something in common.
- James Bond: You must be joking.
- Q: As I learned from my predecessor, Bond, I never joke about my work.
- Patient: What the hell do you want? I don't need a goddamn wheelchair.
- James Bond: No?
- [punches him]
- James Bond: You do now.
- Gustav Graves: [Spoiler Quote]
- [Miranda point her gun at Graves]
- Gustav Graves: So... Miss Frost is not all she seems.
- James Bond: Looks can be deceptive.
- Gustav Graves: Yes. By the way, did you find out who betrayed you in North Korea?
- James Bond: Only a matter of time.
- Gustav Graves: You never even thought of looking inside your own organization?
- [Miranda turns against MI6 by pointing the gun at James]
- Gustav Graves: She was right under your nose.
- Miranda Frost: [James shoots, but his gun is empty] It was so good of you to bring your gun in bed with us.
- James Bond: Yes. Occupational hazard.
- [throws the empty pistol on the floor]
- Gustav Graves: You see, I have a gift. An instinct for sensing people's weaknesses. Yours is women. Hers and mine are winning, whatever the cost. So when I arranged for that fatal overdose for the true victor at Sydney, I won myself my very own MI6 agent, using everthing at my disposal - her brains, her talent, even her sex.
- James Bond: The coldest weapon of all.
- [entering the 5-star hotel drenched in hospital clothes]
- James Bond: My usual suite, please.
- Snooty Desk clerk: [sarcastically] Do you have a credit card... or any luggage?
- James Bond: I see you don't chase dreams, you live them.
- Gustav Graves: One of the virtues of never sleeping, Mr. Bond. I have to live my dreams. Besides, plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.
- Peaceful: I'm Peaceful Fountains of Desire, the masseuse. I come with compliments of the manager.
- James Bond: I'm sure you do. Come in.
- Peaceful: On the bed please. Face down.
- James Bond: Yes, of course.
- [Bond wraps his arms around Peaceful]
- Peaceful: I'm not that kind of masseuse.
- James Bond: [Bond grabs her hand and grabs the gun from her inner thigh holster] I'm not that kind of customer.
- [Q and Bond enter Q's office as Bond looks around at the vast array of devices left over from previous cases]
- James Bond: So, this is where they keep the old relics, then, eh?
- Q: I'll have you know our TOP cutting-edge technology is designed here.
- James Bond: [releasing the knife from the briefcase used in the From Russia With Love affair and fingering a blade] Point taken...
- Q: Must you touch everything?
- James Bond: [seeing his Thunderball jet pack] Hey, does this still work?
- [James activates the jet pack, and Q struggles to subdue it]
- Q: Now look...
- James Bond: [holding up the knife-studded shoe worn by Rosa Klebb years ago] So where is this cutting-edge stuff?
- Q: I'm trying to get to it.
- James Bond: [after he gives Col. Moon the briefcase full of diamonds, rigged with explosives] Don't blow it all at once.
- Miranda Frost: I know all about you, 007. Sex for dinner, death for breakfast. Well, it's not going to work with me.
- James Bond: No?
- Miranda Frost: No.
- [Bond kisses Miss Frost again]
- James Bond: You're getting good at this.
- Miranda Frost: Oh, stop it. Are we still being watched?
- James Bond: No, they left ages ago.
- Miranda Frost: Oh God, you're impossible! Come on, let's get out of here.
- Gustav Graves: We only met briefly, but you left a lasting impression. You see, when your intervention forced me to present the world with a new face, I chose to model the disgusting Gustav Graves on you. Oh, just in the details - that unjustifiable swagger, the crass quips, the self-defence mechanism concealing such inadequacy...
- James Bond: [holding up his Walther P99] My self-defence mechanism's right here.
- Miss Moneypenny: [Moneypenny is typing a disinformative newspaper report in her office, when 007 walks in] James!
- James Bond: Moneypenny.
- [Bond and Moneypenny embrace and kiss. Bond lays Moneypenny out on her desk]
- Miss Moneypenny: Oh, James...
- [Continue kissing, when all of a sudden...]
- Q: [walking in] Moneypenny?
- [Moneypenny sits up abruptly and removes a pair of virtual reality simulation centre glasses]
- Miss Moneypenny: Um... I was... um... just testing it out.
- [She blushes and buttons her blouse]
- Q: Oh, it's rather hard, isn't it?
- Miss Moneypenny: Yes... very...
- James Bond: Check the tape. You'll find he's dead and she only has a flesh wound.
- Q: There's always an excuse, isn't there, Double-O-Zero?
- General Moon: I don't know you.
- Gustav Graves: You always found it difficult to accept me. That made my exile easier to bear, but, I never forgot what you taught me: In war, the victorious strategist only seeks battle...
- General Moon, Gustav Graves: After the victory has been won.
- Gustav Graves: You see, father, I remember my Art of War.
- James Bond: You know, you're cleverer than you look.
- Q: Still, better than looking cleverer than you are.
- [In greeting]
- Miranda Frost: Mr. Bond. And Miss...?
- Jinx: Swift, "Space and Technology" magazine.
- Miranda Frost: Really? I take it Mr. Bond's been explaining his Big Bang theory?
- Jinx: Oh yeah, I think I got the thrust of it.
- Gustav Graves: [fencing with Bond] Since you've upped the stakes, let's up the weapons, shall we? Let's do this the old-fashioned way - first blood drawn from the torso!
- [He grabs two swords and throws one to Bond]
- Q: [Explaining the Aston Martin] ... Your new transportation
- [nothing visible on the platform]
- James Bond: I think you've been down here too long...
- Reporter: We've been hearing rumors about the Icarus space program. What's the big secret?
- Gustav Graves: It's not a secret, it's a surprise.
- [first lines]
- Mr. Van Bierk: [stepping out of helicopter] Look, what is this? I'm supposed to...
- [Bond puts a gun to Mr. Van Bierk's head and takes his sunglasses]
- Reporter: After an entrance like that you can't be surprised you've been called a self-publicizing adrenaline junkie, can you?
- Gustav Graves: I prefer the term adventurer.
- James Bond: [Bond breaks a glass partition, revealing Chinese agents watching him] You didn't think I knew that you were always Chinese intelligence Chang?
- Mr. Chang: Hong Kong's our turf now, Bond.
- James Bond: Well, don't worry. I'm not here to take it back.
- Raul: We may have lost the Revolution, but our health system is second to none.
- James Bond: You don't seem to have done too badly after the Revolution...
- Raul: We all have our ways of getting by - you would be surprised how many government officials come to me with little reminders about decadent times.
- James Bond: I know - can I take these?
- [He holds up a book about birds written by his namesake and a pair of binoculars]
- Q: Now, a new watch. This should be your 20th, I believe.
- James Bond: How time flies.
- Q: Yes, well 007, why don't you establish a record by actually returning this one.
- Gustav Graves: He died chasing a dream. Isn't that the way to go?
- James Bond: I'd rather not go at all.
- James Bond: Do you believe in bad luck?
- Jinx: Let's just say my relationships don't seem to last.
- James Bond: I know the feeling.
- Jinx: [when the lasers are threatening to cut her] Switch them off, or I'll be half the girl I used to be!
- Gustav Graves: Look, parachutes for the both of us!
- [throws one out the window]
- Gustav Graves: Whoops. Not anymore!
- [last lines]
- Jinx: Wait, don't pull it out. I'm not finished with it yet.
- James Bond: See? It's a perfect fit.
- Jinx: Uh-hm. Leave it in.
- James Bond: It's gotta come out sooner or later.
- Jinx: No, leave it in, please. Few more minutes?
- James Bond: We really have to get these back.
- [Takes a diamond out of Jinx's belly button]
- Jinx: Still the good guys, huh?
- James Bond: I'm still not quite sure - how good you are.
- Jinx: I am *so* good.
- James Bond: Especially when you're bad.
- Reporter: Are you going to try out for the British fencing team? We hear you have been training furiously.
- Gustav Graves: I never get furious. As we say in fencing, "What's the point?"