Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
Chi Ma: Master Doe
Quotes
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Master Doe : I have a mortal wound.
Master Tang : Where? Where does it hurt?
Master Doe : Oh, pretty much around the big bloody spot.
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Master Tang : I remember a long time ago, when a friend told me there would be a chosen one.
[flashback to a younger Tang talking to Master Doe]
Master Doe : There will be a chosen one.
Master Tang : He then told me of the significance.
[flashback]
Master Doe : It will be significant.
Master Tang : And then he killed the dog.
[flashback, Master Doe closes his eyes, we hear a fart then a dog whimper]
Chosen One : I now officially know too much, and why are you in bed?
Master Tang : Oh, you wouldn't believe what happened next...
Chosen One : [flashback begins] No wait, please!
Master Tang : If you insist.
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Master Doe : Let me know if you see a RadioShack.
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Master Doe : Uhh, water, everywhere. All over me, I'm getting wet. I am falling, you are falling, we are falling!
[shouts]
Master Doe : A whale!
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[the Chosen One is preparing to fight Master Betty; a man comes up to him]
Master Doe : Wait! You are not ready!
Chosen One : Who are you?
Master Doe : Ling's father! Whee-oh-whee-oh-whee-oh-whee!
Chosen One : Oh, dear.
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Master Doe : Please, I'm dying. You must listen to me. I fear the Chosen One may give up hope. This must not happen. The creature in his tongue, although a little disturbing, possesses great supernatural powers. Without Tonguey, the Council is invincible. They will come to Betty's aid. Do you understand?
Master Tang : [nods head up and down] No. I do not understand.