The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys (2002) Poster

Kieran Culkin: Tim Sullivan

Quotes 

  • Tim : I burned all the skin off my hands. I can barely curl my fingers now.

    Francis Doyle : There goes your sex life.

  • Joey Anderson : It's Major Screw going at it with an evil warrior babe.

    Tim : Going at what?

    Joey Anderson : 69.

    Wade Scalisi : That looks more like 47.

  • Tim : Alright, seems like the perfect spot for deciding what you really want in life.

    Francis Doyle : My own comic book bigger than anything that Marvel or DC has.

    Tim : No, I'm talking about what you really want right now, like revenge on the one legged bitch in black and white!

    Francis Doyle : [yells]  Margie Flynn!

    Tim : Shit. I knew it, Margie Flynn.

  • Tim Sullivan : You've got to aim lower.

    [Donny tosses the ball hard into Tim's groin] 

    Donny Flynn : That low enough?

    Tim Sullivan : Not as low as fucking your own sister.

  • Father Casey : Jesus H Christ!

    Tim : What does the H stand for Father?

  • Tim : Are you with me here, altar boy?

  • Tim Sullivan : *They? There is no they, we are they.*

  • [first lines] 

    Francis Doyle : Tell me again why we're doing this.

    Tim : Homework, Francis. Your future's built on it.

    Francis Doyle : [whispered]  Right.

  • Francis Doyle : That's all?

    Newsie : Man, that's enough to melt an elephant.

    Tim : Excuse my friend. He thinks he wants to melt two elephants.

  • Sister Assumpta : Blake. A little advance don't you think?

    Tim : Not really Sister. It's written simply enough for a six year old.

    Sister Assumpta : So are the instructions for a handgun.

  • Tim : Don't you ever tell me to get real. I know what fucking real is okay.

  • Tim : Risk leads to greatness.

  • Tim : Serious trouble beats serious boredom.

  • Francis Doyle : ["Not everyone has to make up trouble for themselves, just so they're not bored!"] 

    Tim : ["at least I'm doing something. What are you doing, Francis? What exactly do you do?... Have you done anything with Margie yet?"] 

    Francis Doyle : ["You don't know anything about that!"] 

    Tim : ["Oh, so you haven't done anything with Margie. Maybe I'll just write her another note, so that you can have a lot more time doing shit like this!"] 

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