The Tao of Steve (2000)

John Harrington Bland: Priest

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• Priest : Dex, I find it hard to believe that someone of your, uh...

  Dex : Moral turpitude?

  Priest : Yeah, would ever consider being a priest.

  Dex : Ya know, actually, I was accepted to Divinity school.

  Priest : Really? So what happened?

  Dex : It's like St. Augustine said, ya know: "Lord, give me chastity and virtue, but not just yet."

• Dex : I just think it's cool that you get to, I know, you know, hang out with god all day.

  Priest : You know, I don't exactly hang out with god.