The Nearly Complete and Utter History of Everything (1999 TV Movie)

Ronnie Corbett: Medieval Man

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• Modern Man : [while standing to the right of Renaissance Man, who is standing to the right of Medieval Man]  I'm Modern Man. I look down on them because I am from a more advanced society.

  Renaissance Man : I am Renaissance man. I look up to him

  [looking towards Modern Man] 

  Renaissance Man : because he is on average four inches taller then I am. But I look down on him

  [looking towards Medieval Man] 

  Renaissance Man : because he is a smelly ignorant serf.

  Medieval Man : I'm Medieval man. I look up to them because I am a smelly, ignorant serf.

• Medieval Man : I hate the French because they beat us in 1066.

  Modern Man : I hate the French because they beat us in 1998.

  Renaissance Man : I just hate the French. I don't need a reason.