Olive, the Other Reindeer (1999 TV Movie)

Joe Pantoliano: Martini

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• Zoo Director : Martini, you're back! We saw you on TV!

  Martini : I hope it was a color TV. Black and white just isn't my style.

• Olive : Martini, are you okay?

  Martini : Shaken, but not stirred.

• Olive : Grab my tail!

  Martini : Quit wagging it!

• Martini : Genuine Rolexes! Ten bucks!

  Olive : I didn't know Rolex had three X's?

  Martini : Typographical error. Factory seconds.

• Martini : How'd you get away?

  Olive : It's kind of hard to explain. Have you heard of deus ex machina?

  Martini : Denise who?

  Olive : Look it up.

• Martini : The laws of breaking and entering, as they pertain to Santa, are unclear.

• Martini : So how come you're going to the North Pole?

  Olive : Blitzen's hurt, so they need another Reindeer, or they can't fly! I heard Santa on the radio, and he said he needed Olive, the other reindeer. That's me.

  Richard Stands : Haha. Excuse me, Olive, but Santa said "All of the other Reindeer." I'm afraid you just misunderstood. It happens all the time. I used to think the pledge of allegiance was about me, "Richard Stands."

• Martini : Was that you or your stunt double?

  Olive : Oh, go on!