Oliver Twist (1999)

Marc Warren: Monks

Quotes 

• Monks, aka Edward Leeford : If I could live my life again, I wouldn't.

• Edward : There's no point in biting my hand - I like it. Ow!

• Brownlow : Ah, forgive my rudeness Oliver, for I haven't yet introduced you to your half-brother Edward Leeford.

  Oliver : I always thought I wanted a brother.

  Edward : Perfect use of the past tense.

• Edward : I can't. I can tell you that I'm sorry, but I can't tell you what for.

  Brownlow : You should.

  Edward : I shouldn't.

  Brownlow : I really think you might want to.

  Edward : I really think that I don't.

• [Edward and Elizabeth are on horseback] 

  Edward : Whoa, boy, whoa.

  Elizabeth : It's a girl!

  Edward : Is it?

  [tries to look under the horse]