Courage:
This still shouldn't happen to a dog.
[
repeated line]
Courage:
The things I do for love.
Eustace Bagg:
Stupid dog! You made me look bad!
[
dons an enormous fright mask]
Eustace Bagg:
Ooga-booga!
[
Courage screams and runs away]
[
repeated line]
Eustace Bagg:
Stupid dog!
[
Duck Brother #2 lays an egg]
Duck Brother #1:
I told ya to stop doin' that. You'll wake her. And besides, we're duck brothers! We don't lay eggs.
Duck Brother #2:
Stop tellin' me what to do.
Muriel:
It would be lovely if I could have a cup... of... TEA!
[
Courage screams]
Freaky Fred:
Goodbye, dear aunt, I'll miss your farm. And Eustace's eboliant charm. And farewell, Courage, what's the harm? If I was slightly... naughty. With love, Fred.
Courage:
There's something fishy goin' on here, or my name is Stinky Looloo, and thank goodness it's not.
Muriel:
I miss your brother.
Eustace Bagg:
Blah, blah, blah. I don't.
Shirley the Medium:
The stupid one. He's stupid, right?
Snowman:
Come on, pick the Old Maid. I picked it from you, now you pick it from me. Snowman doesn't want to be the old maid!
Muriel:
Courage, you know I can't hear without my glasses...
Courage:
This is all your fault!
Cajun Fox:
My fault?
Courage:
Yeah! You're trying to make a stew out of her!
Cajun Fox:
And a right good one is she gonna be.
Talking Fish:
There's no such thing as perfect, you're beautiful as you are, Courage. With all of your imperfections, you can do anything you want to do!
Eustace Bagg:
Stupid dog! Takes my boot, then leaves a chair in front of my toe.
[
Eustace falls off the top of a flying rocket and floats off into space]
Eustace Bagg:
Stupid space!
The Computer:
You have e-mail from the police. I'll read it to you, "A madman in your house? How horrible! Where are you?"
Courage:
104 in the middle of nowhere.
The Computer:
[
return e-mail from the police] You poor thing. What do you want from us?
Eustace Bagg:
Who was that?
Muriel:
It was an admirer who offered me an endless field of flowers and his eternal love.
Eustace Bagg:
Oh. Have you seen my screwdriver?
[
repeaed line]
Muriel:
Oh, my.
Muriel:
[
after Eustace slams the bathroom door] I heard a door slam.
Eustace Bagg:
The door slammed!
Reporter:
The tornado emergency is over. Now all we have to worry about is that huge tidal wave roaring across the plains!
[
the reporter is suddenly swept away by a large wave]
Goose God:
I am filled full and dizzy. I am... a stuffed goose.
Muriel:
I only wanted to be a good neighbor.
Eustace Bagg:
You should have let the neighbors get extinct and make me coffee.
Eustace Bagg:
[
rushes out back door into the early evening sunlight oblivious to the purple jam stains as he calls out] Muriel! Where's my dinner?
[
repeated line]
Eustace Bagg:
What's... eh?
Eustace Bagg:
[
reading an exorcism incantation] Hullaballo, and howdy doo! Musty prawns, and Timbucktu! Yeltsibee, and hibbertyhoo! Kick 'em in the dishpan! Hoo hoo hoo!
[
repeated line]
Dr. Vindaloo M.D. Quack:
Oh, it's nothing to worry about. It's nothing at all. Just keep soaking it.
Courage:
Oooh, I know I'm not gonna like this...
Di Lung:
Watch where you're going, you fool!
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