Quotes
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Ma : So, you are not a homosexual?
Eamon Manley : Ma!
Ma : Because Mrs. Riordan up at the spa, now her son is a homosexual, and he is a very nice lad. I'll just ask them to see... maybe on Thursday...
Eamon Manley : I'm not a homosexual, Ma.
Ma : Well, what *is* the matter with you, son?
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Ma : The first time I met your father, God rest his soul, all I saw was that tight wee arse. Like two boiled eggs in a bag.
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Eamon Manley : It's not like that with Rosie. I'd die for her.
Ma : Oh, that's right, Eamon. She'll like you that much better Whenever you're dead and lying in one of her coffins.