The Last of the Blonde Bombshells (2000 TV Movie)

Ian Holm: Patrick

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• Elizabeth : You live here?

  Patrick : Yes, it's what they call a "grace and favour" residence. My father had the grace to die and did me the favour of leaving it to me.

• Patrick : What are you collecting for?

  Annie : [who is a member of the Salvation Army]  The poor, the sick and the dispossessed. You don't qualify.

• Patrick : How did you get here?

  Elizabeth : Overnight sleeper. Central heating and a roof.

  Patrick : Does that mean I'm forgiven?

  Elizabeth : Absolutely not. But we need a trumpet player and I couldn't trust you to deliver one. I wouldn't trust you to deliver a bottle of milk.

• Elizabeth : Our sole purpose is to get the band back together.

  Gwen : You got a gig?

  Patrick : Posters go up next month.

  Gwen : What is it?

  Elizabeth : Well, it's my granddaughter's school dance.

  Gwen : A school dance? I never played school dances even when I was at school.

• Joanna : So you were the only man in the band?

  Patrick : Just me and all those chicks.

  Elizabeth : Oh do you mind? I'm not and never have been a chick.

  Joanna : How did you get the job?

  Patrick : Well, they couldn't find a girl who played the drums. I had a quiet word with Betty the Bandleader, two pairs of nylon stockings and the job was mine.

  Elizabeth : Also he was on the run.

  Patrick : Also I was on the run.