American Women (2000)

Ian Hart: Kieran O'Donnell

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Quotes 

• Kieran O'Donnell : I'm not an alcoholic! I can drink at home!

• Kieran O'Donnell : Siobhan? Siobhan!

  Siobhan : [She opens the window]  What do you want?

  Kieran O'Donnell : I love you and I'm sorry.

  Siobhan : Pardon?

  Kieran O'Donnell : I said I love you.

  Siobhan : The other bit.

  Kieran O'Donnell : Will you go out with me?

  Siobhan : No.

  [She closes the window] 

  Kieran O'Donnell : Ah, wait! Siobhan! Wait!

  [He throws a rock and hits a light bulb. She opens the window again] 

  Siobhan : Kieran!

  Kieran O'Donnell : Look, will you just listen to me for one minute?

  Siobhan : No. You listen to me. For 90% of the day, you're adjusting your bollocks, scratching your bollocks, or otherwise playing with your bollocks. You're determined to drink Ireland dry. You think you're God's gift to women, and just look at that haircut! And last, but not least by a long long way, you said I was "acceptable". ACCEPTABLE. I'm more than that, Kieran O'Donnell. I am 100%, full-volume, fanny-possessing flame of a woman. And if you don't like it, you can lump it.

  Kieran O'Donnell : ...Is that a yes?