Ready to Rumble (2000)

Oliver Platt: Jimmy King

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Quotes 

• Goldberg : Can you... say it now?

  Cashier : I'm your bitch and you're my daddy.

  Jimmy King : Rolled right off his tongue.

• Jimmy King : What's she gonna do boob em to death?

• Jimmy King : I got three words for you, baby! Nine One One!

• Sean Dawkins : Give us a "Rule You" please? C'mon!

  Gordie Boggs : No, no, no, wait, give us a "Be Gone!"

  Jimmy King : How bout this... GO GET MY DAMN BEER YOU FRIGGIN MORONS!

• Jimmy King : Wakie Wakie, Hands off Snakey!

• Jimmy King : Give me the stuff or I'll crown ya!

  Gordie Boggs , Sean Dawkins : IT'S HIM! IT'S THE KING!

• [repeated Line] 

  Jimmy King : I will rule you!

• Goldberg : [Jimmy King was just asked if he intends to go for the tag-team championship]  Jimmy, it looks like you need a tag-team partner. What do you say?

  Jimmy King : Bill, I appreciate it, really I do, but I think I already have me a tag-team partner around here somewhere.

  [Gordy and Sean enter the ring. Jimmy points at them] 

  Jimmy King : That's him, that's my tag-team partner. That's Gordy Boggs a.k.a. *the law*!

  Gordie Boggs : [points finger at camera in a pose] 

  [shouts] 

  Gordie Boggs : I will bust you!

  Jimmy King : And here's our new manager, Sean "Sugardaddy" Dawkins.

• Sean Dawkins : Crown us. Crown us, c'mon.

  Gordie Boggs : Crown us!

  Sean Dawkins : Please crown us!

  Gordie Boggs : CROWN US!

  Jimmy King : Yeah!

  [Bashes Sean and Gordie's heads] 

  Gordie Boggs : Aw, that was great, man!

  Jimmy King : Ya happy now?

  [Sean and Gordie sleep and snores] 

• Sean Dawkins : You can not run away. You've got a major fight and you've got major responsabilities.

  Jimmy King : Look, I got news for you. I sucker-punched last night. It'll never happen again it was a fluke!

  Sean Dawkins : How can you say that? We got you this far didn't we? Huh> Now we got a friend, who's gonna get you a trainer.

  Jimmy King : *Trainer!* I don't a trainer! I need a safehouse, baby! Or a new identity from the F.B.I. or like, a fast car that's what I need!

  Gordie Boggs : Jimmy King does not get sacred. Jimmy King does not back down!

  Jimmy King : Look don't you get it? Sinclair wants to *kill* me. So I'm dead! And burried in the ground and little tiny bugs feastin' on my ass, that's what he wants!

  Sean Dawkins : No bugs are gonna feast on your ass!

• Jimmy King : [inside port-a-potty]  Smells like poop in here

• Jimmy King : I just gave him a little flick!

  Sean Dawkins : Well, he's your friend, right? And you can't turn your back on a friend!... Right?