Ready to Rumble (2000)

David Arquette: Gordie Boggs

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Quotes 

• Gordie Boggs : We're going back to basics. To find our heart.

  Sasha : Can I come?

  Gordie Boggs : No, because you don't have one.

• Gordie Boggs : What about Wendy? She digs you!

  Sean Dawkins : No... she's too much like one of the guys.

  Gordie Boggs : That's bad?

  Sean Dawkins : That's gay.

• Gordie Boggs : Buenos nachos!

  Sasha : I didn't know you spoke Spanish.

  Gordie Boggs : Yeah, I took it in high school... a bunch of times.

  Sasha : Are you fluent?

  Gordie Boggs : No, I feel fine.

• Sean Dawkins : How's my hair look? Finesse?

  Gordie Boggs : Bro, you're driving a truck full of ass juice. I wouldn't worry about your hair.

• Gordie Boggs : Hey kid! Move your fat head. I can't see the fight.

  Sean Dawkins : Sorry, Uncle Billy said these were good seats.

  Gordie Boggs : Uncle Billy sucks!

  Sean Dawkins : Hey, Uncle Billy lost his right nut in 'nam.

  Gordie Boggs : Well kick him in his left nut when you see him. These seats bite!

  Sean Dawkins : If you only have one left, is it still your left nut?

• [both guys crying] 

  Sean Dawkins : Damn allergies.

  Gordie Boggs : Yeah, me too. Damn stupid allergies.

  Sean Dawkins : Unfair, bogus allergies!

  Gordie Boggs : Unfair, cheating, blind ref, bogus Sinclair allergies!

  Sean Dawkins : Damn Dallas Page!

  Gordie Boggs : That's right, Sean! Let it out man!

  Sean Dawkins : Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!

• Gordie Boggs : You guys better get out of here. My dad'll shoot you. He will.

• Sean Dawkins : Give us a "Rule You" please? C'mon!

  Gordie Boggs : No, no, no, wait, give us a "Be Gone!"

  Jimmy King : How bout this... GO GET MY DAMN BEER YOU FRIGGIN MORONS!

• [Sean and Gordie have crashed their truck and lost their jobs as anti-septic workers] 

  Sean Dawkins : That truck and that business was all my dad left me when he died. That's all I've got to remember him by.

  Gordie Boggs : I'll be able to remember my dad by the epic beating he gives me for coming home late.

• Gordie Boggs : I puke all the time, and I'm not a pussy.

• Sasha : I'd love you to show me your awesome moves...

  Gordie Boggs : Are you sure?

  Sasha : I'm sure.

• Sean Dawkins : Hey Gordy?

  Gordie Boggs : Yea?

  Sean Dawkins : Why does it look like you have your finger in your butt?

  Gordie Boggs : Because I do... stupid.

• Eugenia King : What are ya high? I haven't seen him in two years. All I've got to remember him by is an itchy crotch. You ever see crabs up close? Wanna see?

  Gordie Boggs : Fantastic!

• Gordie Boggs : There's a lot of glare coming off that dome of yours, squirrel nuts!

  Cashier : Listen to me sunshine, I'm gonna open up a fresh can of whoop-ass on ya boy!

  Gordie Boggs : BRING IT ON!

• Jimmy King : Give me the stuff or I'll crown ya!

  Gordie Boggs , Sean Dawkins : IT'S HIM! IT'S THE KING!

• Sean Dawkins : I'll get the... um, um, um... the cheeseburger Maxi Meal.

  Gordie Boggs : ...and the Brittany bare-ass buffet!

• Gordie Boggs : You telling me the King's a queen?

• Goldberg : [Jimmy King was just asked if he intends to go for the tag-team championship]  Jimmy, it looks like you need a tag-team partner. What do you say?

  Jimmy King : Bill, I appreciate it, really I do, but I think I already have me a tag-team partner around here somewhere.

  [Gordy and Sean enter the ring. Jimmy points at them] 

  Jimmy King : That's him, that's my tag-team partner. That's Gordy Boggs a.k.a. *the law*!

  Gordie Boggs : [points finger at camera in a pose] 

  [shouts] 

  Gordie Boggs : I will bust you!

  Jimmy King : And here's our new manager, Sean "Sugardaddy" Dawkins.

• Sean Dawkins : We're gonna be there! We're going!

  Mrs. MacKenzie : Get me a T-shirt... a really tight one...

  Gordie Boggs : That's gross, Mrs. MacKenzie.

• Mr. Boggs : You gonna be a wrestler? You got trouble wrestlin' your wee-wee out of your trousers to take a leak!

  Gordie Boggs : It's not that I have trouble... just sometimes I don't see the point.

• Sean Dawkins : All right, it's a little strange! But what are we supposed to do?

  Gordie Boggs : Exactly!

  Sean Dawkins : *What*?

• Gordie Boggs : Uh... you're parents aren't dead anymore either...

• Sean Dawkins : Crown us. Crown us, c'mon.

  Gordie Boggs : Crown us!

  Sean Dawkins : Please crown us!

  Gordie Boggs : CROWN US!

  Jimmy King : Yeah!

  [Bashes Sean and Gordie's heads] 

  Gordie Boggs : Aw, that was great, man!

  Jimmy King : Ya happy now?

  [Sean and Gordie sleep and snores] 

• Gordie Boggs : But, Dad, it's my dream!

  Mr. Boggs : Well, your dream is stupid!

• Sean Dawkins : Tonight we rejoice! We rejoice with the King in his motorcastle!

  Gordie Boggs : PARTYYY!

• Sean Dawkins : You can not run away. You've got a major fight and you've got major responsabilities.

  Jimmy King : Look, I got news for you. I sucker-punched last night. It'll never happen again it was a fluke!

  Sean Dawkins : How can you say that? We got you this far didn't we? Huh> Now we got a friend, who's gonna get you a trainer.

  Jimmy King : *Trainer!* I don't a trainer! I need a safehouse, baby! Or a new identity from the F.B.I. or like, a fast car that's what I need!

  Gordie Boggs : Jimmy King does not get sacred. Jimmy King does not back down!

  Jimmy King : Look don't you get it? Sinclair wants to *kill* me. So I'm dead! And burried in the ground and little tiny bugs feastin' on my ass, that's what he wants!

  Sean Dawkins : No bugs are gonna feast on your ass!

• Sean Dawkins : Look, I know we just got all this religion, but I got a serious question I need to ask you and I need a serious answer, swear to god?

  Gordie Boggs : Swear to god.

  Sean Dawkins : How many times did you fart in that van?

  Gordie Boggs : Wasn't me man, swear to god.

  Sean Dawkins : Me either, swear to god.

  Gordie Boggs : Oh my god. They are the farting nuns.

• [after kicking Diamond Dallas Page off the third cage, Sting swings down to meet Gordie and Sean] 

  Steve Borden : Jimmy King's alright by me.

  Sean Dawkins : You love Jimmy King. I love Jimmy King. We're men, but we're not afraid to say it; we love other men.

  [Confused look on Sting's face] 

  Sean Dawkins : [Arms open]  I love you.

  [Sting punches him out. An excited Gordie approaches Sting] 

  Gordie Boggs : Me too, man. Hit me! Hit me! My turn!

  [Sting knocks out Gordie]