Rugrats in Paris (2000)

John Lithgow: Jean-Claude

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Quotes 

• Jean-Claude : [in a sing-song voice]  I see London, I see France, I see Coco's underpants.

• Jean-Claude : [barging into the church]  Madame, our kidnapping plot has failed!

  Coco LaBouche : [to Chaz]  Ignore that unemployed fool!

  Charles 'Chaz' Finster, Sr. : Coco, the wedding is off! You are not the woman I thought you were.

  [the rest of the Rugrats walk into the church along with Kira] 

  Angelica Pickles : Hey lady, looks like your plan to trick Mr. Yummysushi didn't work after all.

  Coco LaBouche : Pretty flower girls should be seen, not heard.

  Mr. Yamaguchi : [reveals himself]  I would like to hear what the little one has to say.

  Angelica Pickles : Okay, but listen good 'cause I'm tired of telling this story. That koo-koo lady told her boss she had a kid's heart in a jar and she was gonna marry Mr. Chuckie's daddy just so she could be president!

  Coco LaBouche : Listen, you traitorous-!

  Mr. Yamaguchi : Now, Miss LaBouche. You are dismissed!

  [he leaves] 

  Coco LaBouche : Dismissed? But... no one fires Coco LaBouche! Coco LaBouche fires others! COCO LABOUCHE IS EURO-REPTAR!

  [the babies step on her gown] 

  Coco LaBouche : Off the gown! You revolting carpet mice!

  [yanks the gown causing the babies to fall over and their parents to gasp in shock] 

  Angelica Pickles : Listen, lady! Nobody messes with my dumb babies except me!

  [Coco storms off and Angelica stomps on her dress causing it to rip and expose her undergarmets] 

  Jean-Claude : [sing-song]  I see London. I see France. I see Coco's underpants.

  Coco LaBouche : [starts to back out]  Well, take a picture. This is the last time you will see Coco or her underpants.

  [she turns around and notices people taking pictures and runs off sobbing. Meanwhile Spike has Jean-Claude's foot in his mouth] 

  Jean-Claude : Bad dog! Bad dog! Coco! Coco, wait!

  Stu Pickles : Go get 'em, Spike!

  Betty DeVille : Looks like Spike found himself a little patootie. Come here my little pumpkin pies.

  [picks up Phil and Lil and the rest of the parents hug the babies] 

  Kira Watanabe : [to Chuckie]  Chuckie, I have something that belongs to you.

  [gives him his teddy bear and he hugs it] 

  Charles 'Chaz' Finster, Sr. : Thank you, Kira.

  Kira Watanabe : Chaz, I am so sorry. I wanted to tell you about Coco but...

  Charles 'Chaz' Finster, Sr. : No, no, no, no. It's my fault, Kira. I guess I got caught up in the romance of Paris.

  [to Chuckie] 

  Charles 'Chaz' Finster, Sr. : I'm sorry, little guy.

  Kira Watanabe : "Oh, how my heart beats wild".

  Charles 'Chaz' Finster, Sr. : "Each time I hold my precious child". Wait, you know that poem?

  Kira Watanabe : Oh, it is my favorite.

• Jean-Claude : [after a video chat with Yamaguchi, in where Coco lies about being married to a single father, so she can earn the president job]  What now, Pinocchio?

  Coco LaBouche : Years, of clawing my way to the top, gone to waste. Why am I not some CHILD STANDARD MOTHER? WHY? WHY? WHY?

  Jean-Claude : Becuase you hate children, and men find you, to be a heartless shrew.