King's Quest V: Absence Makes the Heart Go Yonder (1990 Video Game)

Leonard 'Ray' Bergeron: Crispin, Toymaker, Innkeeper

Quotes 

• Crispin : The society of wizards has always taken a dim view of Mordack and his abuse of his power. Why, he's even been put on suspension a few times. It never seems to do any good though.

  King Graham : Crispin. Why would Mordack want to take my family or castle? What did we ever do to him?

  Crispin : I'm afraid I don't know the answer to that. Mordack is a very unpredictable wizard. I've never understood that evil mind of his.

  Cedric the Owl : Ooh, I thought perhaps you could help his majesty Crispin. That's why I've brought him here.

  Crispin : Well, let me see now, I used to be a very powerful wizard at one time you know. But I've gotten a little rusty lately.

  Cedric the Owl : Oh ho ho! A little rusty?

  Crispin : That's quite enough from you Cedric!

  Cedric the Owl : Ooh yes sir Crispin, sir.

  Crispin : I don't know what I have, that would be of much use to you. Most of my wizard stuff is pretty old and worn out. But let's see what I can find.

  [Crispin stands up from his chair and walks over to his chest drawer and opens the chest and searches the chest] 

  Crispin : No. That won't do. That's all used up. Hmm, it might work, here, eat this.

  [Crispin gives Graham a piece of snake] 

  King Graham : What is that?

  Crispin : That's an old piece of magical white snake I had leftover from last year. With it you'll be able to communicate with the natural animal world. You could find that quite helpful.

  [Crispin waves his magic wand which sparkles. And gives it to Graham] 

  Crispin : Here's my old wand. I don't even know if it works anymore. Most of its power may be gone. You should know that wands are like pets. They've got to get to know you before they'll work for you. Just treat it with care and respect and hopefully it will do something for you. You'd better get going my boy. No telling what that confounded Mordack could be up to. You go with him Cedric, show him the way.

  Cedric the Owl : Who me?

  Crispin : Yes you. Don't be such a coward. Now go on, you'd better get started.

  King Graham : Thank you sir. I appreciate all you've done for me.

  [Cedric flies out the front door and Graham stands up from his chair and walks out of the house] 

• Crispin : Don't be wasting your time coming in here, young man! I've done all I can for you. Now it's up to you. Well, anyway... I'm not going to be here for a little while. There's an emergency I have to attend to in a neighboring land. I'll try to keep an eye out for you... but... this is something you and Cedric are going to have to do yourselves. I wish you the best, King Graham.

  King Graham : I appreciate all you've done, Crispin. I'll be on my way now.

• Cedric the Owl : [after King Graham lands in the pond]  Ooh, it looks like the fairy dust just wore off.

  Crispin : [Crispin opens the front door and walks outside]  Cedric, where have you been? I've been calling for you.

  Crispin : Well, well, what have we here?

  [Crispin notices King Graham in the pond and walks over to him] 

  Crispin : A bit clumsy are you? Well, come on in the house and dry off. No sense sitting around like a wet dog.

  [King Graham stands up and walks out of the pond] 

  Crispin : Cedric, go into the house and pour each of us a nice hot cup of tea.

  Cedric the Owl : Ooh, Aye Crispin.

  [Cedric flies into the house and Crispin and Graham walk inside the house] 

• Toymaker : Come on in! Look around! Let me know if you're interested in anything.

• Toymaker : [If Graham touches the sled on the wall]  That's a fine sled isn't it. Any child would love to have it.

  King Graham : Yes. I was just admiring the workmanship.

  Toymaker : Don ca. If you'd like to buy it, let me know.

• Toymaker's Son : [the back door opens and the Toymakers Son comes out]  The shipment of carving wood hasn't come in yet. What should we do?

  Toymaker : If it's not in by tomorrow, I'll send you to the sawmill.

  Toymaker's Son : Okay Papa.

  [He closes the back door] 

• Toymaker's Granddaughter : Grandpa pa?

  Toymaker : Yeah my darling?

  Toymaker's Granddaughter : Can I keep this doll? I really like her.

  Toymaker : Now Katrina, You know these toys are for sale for other kinder. Besides, you've got plenty of dolls. You can play with her, but just be careful.

  Toymaker's Granddaughter : Alright Grandpa pa. I'll take care of her.

• Innkeeper : [as Graham walks to the Innkeeper and 2 Innkeepers buddies]  You know that job we've pulled yesterday. Where's the rest of the loot Huh? I think one of you guys is holding out on me.

  King Graham : But gentlemen please excuse me. I didn't mean to interrupt you.

  [the Innkeeper walks around the counter and right up to Graham] 

  Innkeeper : The Inn's full, ain't got no more rooms!

  Innkeeper's Pal : Hey boss! This guy looks like a real troublemaker! What do you want me to do with him?

  Innkeeper : Rub him out!

  [One of the men knocks out Grahams head with a crowbar and he falls to the ground unconscious]