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Martina : All right, listen. There are certain rules that you have to follow in a parody situation if you want to survive. Rule number one: exaggerate everything. Number 88: accept the ridiculous as logical.
[flash to Boner getting down with a girl]
Martina : Sexual sight gags, always funny.
[Boner making sex noises while pulling out a splinter]
Martina : And along with wacky sound effects...
[Boner unzipping his pants with a "boing!" sound]
Martina : And unlimited absurdity.
[Killer frightens Boner into a heart attack with a chainsaw]
Martina : Remember: nothing is sacred.
[cross falls onto bed]
Dawson : You're forgetting, point out the obvious.
[holds up a "dead man" sign pointing to Slab]
Martina : And finally, perpetually painful stereotypes.
Pimp : Dat's ridikkulous!
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Doughy : Whereas Hardy enjoys a minuet, ballet ruse and crepes suzette.
Hardy : Doughy likes to rock n roll, a hot dog makes him lose control.
Hagitha : What a wild duet.
Martina : Still they're cousins.
Dawson : Identical cousins.
Martina : They laugh alike.
Dawson : They walk alike.
Martina : At times they even talk alike.
Hagitha : And you can lose your mind.
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Dawson : You know what we've gotta do? We've gotta get out of here!
Boner : To someplace safe.
Martina : Yeah, in the middle of nowhere.
Slab : In the dark woods and pouring rain.
Dawson : Without any adult supervision or police protection anywhere in the vicinity.
Barbara : I know just the place! It's been totally deserted ever since those dorky kids were dismembered.
Boner : Are you talking about band camp?
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Martina : [Dawson and Martina hear a crash in the kitchen and rush in to find the cat next to a pile of overturned dishes] Lamegag, you scared the crap out of us.
Dawson : [Lamegag meows] What is it, boy?
Dawson : [Lamegag growls] I'm sorry. What is it, girl?
Dawson : [meow] Slab's in trouble?
Dawson : [meow] Steroids? In the bathroom?
Dawson : [meow] Burt Reynolds wears a rug? O.J. was framed?
Dawson : [meow meow] Khakis aren't cool anymore? Well, I have to disagree with you there.
[meow]